APPARENTLY, ALL I UPDATE ABOUT IS YOUNG JUSTICE, WHOOPS. Whatever guys, it's November, any free time I have is going to NaNo (WORDCOUNT: 23,529 GOAL FOR THE NIGHT: NO SLEEP TILL 25K. LOL!) Also I am sick and went home early from work yesterday because of said sickness and um. things. I'll make a real update soon, though, please feel free to talk about how NONE of us are speaking to Max Irons or Jake Abel right bow for being cast in The Host so we all have to see The Host and also die of laughter that The Host has hotter dudes than The Hunger Games. SEE ALSO: LERMAN AND DADDARIO: TOTES BONING.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY GREATEST FEAR IN LIFE THAT I DARED NOT SPEAK OUT LOUD? OK HERE IT IS, THAT THE FOLLOW UP EPISODE TO FAILSAFE WOULD NOT DEALWITHIT.GIF THE WAY I HOPED IT WOULD. Because I am a cynic and was like "WELL FAILSAFE WAS A REALLY HEAVY EPISODE AND THIS SHOW IS ON AT 6:30 ON CARTOON NETWORK SO MAYBE THEY'LL JUST PRETEND LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE FANFIC FOR AND MY FRIENDS WROTE LIKE ALLLL THE FANFIC THIS WEEK SO I'LL SURVIVE WITHOUT CANON IF WORST COMES TO WORST." Instead, Young Justice was like WE GOT YOU BOO and DEALTWITHIT.GIF IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE.....
.....THERAPY!!!! SO MUCH THERAPY. LET ME BATHE IN EVERYONE'S FEELINGS. Artemis doesn't see the big deal because she was coma girl (haaaave we talked about Artemis' boots before? LET'S CHAT ABOUT HER BOOTS.) and missed out on most of the action so why is she even here, really. Also FUCK YOU, SHE IS NEVER TELLING THE GROUP ABOUT WHO SHE REALLY IS, IMAGINE WHAT WALLY WOULD SAY!!! "So Wally is who you're most worried about?" - DEAD/BURIED, GO ON WITHOUT ME, EVERYONE. (Ugh, I was talking about this with Sarah last night but SERIOUSLY, LET'S FIND OUT ABOUT ARETMIS' DAD ALREADY COME ON I'M SO READY FOR IIIIIIIIIT.) and Kaldur was supposed to be a commander but acted like a solider and wants to step down but CAN'T because there's no one else so he's stuck because he's the most responsible and the oldest even though he himself is just a KID and I just wish someone would tell him that he's wrong, he did the right thing. OH AND ROBIN WHO REACTED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN KALDUR IS SUPER SELF AWARE OF HOW FUCKING RUTHLESS HE GOT AND HE HATES IT!!! HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE BATMAN ANYMORE, HOLY. SHIT. WHAT? HOW IS THIS HAPPENING? HOW IS THIS SHOW REAL? and M'Gann with the OH YOU MEAN CAUCASIAN, GIRL, WHAT. AHHHHHHHHH SHE IS A WHITE MARTIAN, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN THE GIRLS HAVE SUCH SHADY PASTS I LOVE IT.
Oh and Wally is an idiot (plz note how Wally and Artemis are the only ones who sat on the couch with any ~flair) and eating popcorn and is TOTALLY FINE, "LOOK HOW FINE WALLY IS. DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR EXTREME REACTION (!!!!) TO ARTEMIS' DEATH?" "YOU'RE IN DENIAL" - HE'S COMFORTABLE WITH THAT!!!!!!!!! MURDER ME!!!!!
A-plot? WHAT'S AN A-PLOT? Actually, it was cool because it had plenty of hilarious Con-Superboy moments with his best friends Wolf (HE'S CALLED WOLF.) and Ball-E who is a girl and called Sphere, which is not something I will ever call Ball-e ever again, the end. THEY BONDED!!!!! and he felt at peace when everything was going to hell because he finally understood what it felt like to Superman which, grabbing some Sarah's icon keywords...
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IT'S NOT EASY TO BE ME, BASICALLY.
Also Batman was such a bag of dicks in this episode, HE THOUGHT THEY'D BE OVER IT ALREADY, JEEZ, IT'S NOT LIKE THEIR PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!! AND EVERYONE WAS WATCHING SUPERBOY'S FAVORITE SHOW, STATIC IN THE BEGINNING AND HONESTLY, WHY IS WALLY'S ARM STILL BROKEN?
I really need to post my Wally/Artemis mix this week, I still need a coverart or whatever but it's super poppy and it felt wrong to post it after the saga that was last week but now I just want it posted and over.BUT SINCE BOTH OF THEM ARE APPARENTLY COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE IN THEIR DENIAL, WHY NOT. Someone yell at me about that whenever.
In closing - THE ONLY THING I'LL BE WAVING IS DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER.