hello, sadness.
LAWD.
HOLY, ANGSTY FIC OF AN EPISODE, BATMAN!!! I LOVED IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE A CARTOON SHOW THAT IS ON AT 6.30PM ON A FRIDAY GOES THAT HARD!!!!!!! If this was an hour long CW show the entire internet would be losing it's end right now, it would be worse than a LOST episode.
So like, ok everyone knew there was going to be a reset button at some point from the very beginning when basically the entire Justice League died like it wasn't anything big deal. But I was so weirded out but how LITTLE FUCKS any of the kids gave! ROBIN DIDN'T EVEN BLINK WHEN BATMAN died and it was weird but I was like "WELL MAYBE ROBIN IS JUST 10 TIMES MORE HARDCORE THEN EVEN I THOUGHT AND KNOWS TO PUT HIS EMOTIONS ASIDE" but Wally not freaking out over The Flash dying made no sense AND THEN NVM IT'S ALL EXPLAINED.IT'S ONLY WHEN ARTEMIS DIED AND MEGAN LOVED HER TOO MUCH TO REMEMBER THAT IT WAS ALL A GAME THAT EVERYONE STARTED LOSING IT!!!! (purists are going to be SO MAD about this but SO WHAT, WHO CARES!!!)
AND KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WALLY LOSING HIS FUCKING MIND OVER ARTEMIS DYING, HOLY SHIIIIT. HE WILL KILL ALL OF THE ALIENS IF IT IS THE LAST THING HE DOES!!!! and when then fucking clinging to that theory that everyone had been transported not vaporized because that meant she would still be alive and fucking COMFORTING Megan when Conner died because HE'S FINE. HE'S WITH ARTEMIS!! Like dudes we are totally not even going to get the jealously spiral thing whenever he finds out about Megan and Conner because WALLY IS OBVIOUSLY IN DEEP, KILL MEEEEE
AND KALDUR SACRIFICING HIMSELF AND FUCKING THROWING WALLY INTO THAT TRANSPORTER THING BECAUSE KALDUR IS NOBLE AS ALL FUCK AND IT'S AMAZING BUT ALSO TERRIBLE, KALDUR IS LIKE 18 YOU GUYS!!!!
AND MEGAN FALLING TO HER KNEES WHEN CONNER BIT IT AND SHE TOLD HIM SHE LOVED HIM AND "SUPERMAN HAS A FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE?!!??!!?" FOLLOWED UP LIKE 20 "I'M NOT SUPERMAN!!"'S BECAUSE THIS SHOW KNOWS WHAT I NEED. UGH,
ALSO NBD BUT MEGAN IS STRONGER THAN EVERYONE AND BATMAN IS EVEN SORT OF FREAKED OUT BY HER NOW AND SAURDHSJLFHDFHDLFH WHERE DO WE EVEN GO FROM HERE!?????? ARE WE ALL LOSING OUR MINDS RIGHT NOW??? I AM LOSING MY MY MIND. I MAY GET BANGS. NO I WON'T DO THAT. JANE, YOU CRAZY.
I need so much fanfic after this episode, you assholes. THEY ALL (sort of died) BECAUSE THEY LOVED EACH OTHER TOO MUCH.
Lastly, I will be listening to this song on repeat for the rest of the night while I freak out with everyone else.
The Naked and Famous - Punching in a Dream
If it falls apart I would surely wake it
Bright lights turn me clean
This is worse than it seems
Wait, I don’t ever want to be here
Like punching in a dream breathing life into the nightmare
BASICALLY!!!!!!!
LOL HALF HOUR CHILDREN'S SHOW, YOU GUYS!!!!!