really, teachers?
math and global tests on the same tuesday?
covering material during lectures I was writing Doctor Who haikus instead of listening to?
really?
I have just studied for about 6 hours, and I feel as if my brain just had a retarded baby with many complications.
blow me, high school.

 Oh god.
You didn't.
You did?
Oh, self.

Please don't tell me you have a crush on an 8th grade guy. Please.
Oh, fuck. You do. Fuck your life. Seriously, this is bad.

But he's so PRETTY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP SELF. I MEAN IT.

And this is where I tell the voices in my head to shut the fuck up. I hate it how every little imperfect thing, every little tragedy in my ( Read more... )

 Hi, my name is Ava, and I'm an addict.
I'm addicted to cuddle orgies.

Strange as this may sound, I fear it's true. On days I have huge cuddlesplosions, I am happy for the rest of the day. Especially when cuddle orgies include pretty boys. I like pretty. Mmmmm.....

Back to the topic at hand. Right. On days I don't have big orgies, I'm relatively *emo ( Read more... )

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