Notable Quotable
Upon changing cell phone plans and navigating insurance policies for same-sex spouses: "Dammit, Delta Dental! Verizon Wireless thinks we're family; why don't you?!"
Co-worker S., upon reading "El Beer Menu" at a local Mexican restaurant: "Well it's a good job I speak Spanish or I'd have no idea what this section was."
Sarah, dealing with anniversary fondue: What temperature does water boil at again? Two hundred and...?
Me: Seventy three.
Sarah: [looks askance]
Me: Kelvin.
Sarah: ...
Me: One hundred degrees Celsius?
Sarah: Two hundred and twelve.
Me: I wasn't very helpful, was I?
Sarah: Not so much, no.
"Time for bed," said Zebedee:
Sarah: I think my blanket is on your side of the bed.
Erika: No it's no...oh. Yeah. [Throws blanket at Sarah]
Sarah: Hey! [Whacks Erika with a pillow] Pillow fight?
Erika: [Whacks Sarah with a pillow]
Sarah: We have to stop. We're not wearing high heels.
Co-worker S., upon reading "El Beer Menu" at a local Mexican restaurant: "Well it's a good job I speak Spanish or I'd have no idea what this section was."
Sarah, dealing with anniversary fondue: What temperature does water boil at again? Two hundred and...?
Me: Seventy three.
Sarah: [looks askance]
Me: Kelvin.
Sarah: ...
Me: One hundred degrees Celsius?
Sarah: Two hundred and twelve.
Me: I wasn't very helpful, was I?
Sarah: Not so much, no.
"Time for bed," said Zebedee:
Sarah: I think my blanket is on your side of the bed.
Erika: No it's no...oh. Yeah. [Throws blanket at Sarah]
Sarah: Hey! [Whacks Erika with a pillow] Pillow fight?
Erika: [Whacks Sarah with a pillow]
Sarah: We have to stop. We're not wearing high heels.