For my All About Me collage, I did the theater tragic mask, because I view life as comically tragic. It's covered in scenes from French New Wave, as well as Japanese Processed Food, the two things that make me happiest.
yeah, it's pretty much the greatest collage in the history of the world.
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t-shirts come in argyle now too?
I guess all the sweaters are feeling really passé.
As I was cleaning out my files to [finally!] start the process of packing for school, I found the funniest script ever written. By me, of course.
boy sits in rainbow scarf and odd, japanese shoes.
boy may have mental problems - kind of neurotic. and by kind of, I mean a lot.
boy writes frantically in composition book with shifty eyes.
"OH MY GOD!," shrieks boy.
"I'm going to get an A MINUS in this class!"
boy makes ugly face. bares teeth.
boy looks at the grade of the girl in front of him.
"ugh. You're not happy with that," says the boy condescendingly.
starts writing in notebook again. periodically looks at me with squinty eyes.
.....
"I can't believe you wore that scarf, Garrett" says Liz.
Liz is right.
"STOP IT!" screams the boy.
"STOP WRITING ABOUT ME."
"STOP IT!"
"GOD, stop it!"
(I laugh)
.....
Boy starts to claw and gnaw on Liz's hair.
Turns to me and says, "Some people are scared of pan flutes - piccolos!"
Boy starts to whistle to imitate the sound of a piccolo.
Boy gets angry.
"It's not funny [squints eyes] I'll kill you..." boy says to me.
"Stop it Hae Jung! It's not funny anymore."
"Would you be mad at me if I cut off your ponytail?" [motions scissors with fingers]
THE END.
(sorry that was so long. I just thought it would make you laugh, at your own expense, that is).
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we weren't cheating.
oh wait...
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thank you so much for typing that up. That was, like, the most amazing memory ever, I don't think I've laughed that hard in any class (namely because I really was doing those things). Ugh, don't throw that paper away.
I miss you, hope UCLA will be fun fun (I know it's doubtful since I'M not there anymore :) )
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