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Sep 16, 2004 00:55

For my All About Me collage, I did the theater tragic mask, because I view life as comically tragic. It's covered in scenes from French New Wave, as well as Japanese Processed Food, the two things that make me happiest.

yeah, it's pretty much the greatest collage in the history of the world.



Addendum: Dear NYU Film, please stop assigning Fourth Grade art projects, I want to learn how to make film. You don't see Quentin Tarantino making any collages, unless he's REALLY high on cocaine... "aright? aright? aright?"

And another thing: so I was thinking about how the U.S. is outsourcing jobs for computer technicians to Asia. I really hate that computer technicians on the phone are from the third world. I mean, it's not like I can complain about my computer problems to a man that doesn't know if his family will live through the night.

Here's how a conversation with an over-the-phone computer guy would go:

"Hi, ummm, my start button is working..."
"are your children covered in maggots?"
"uhh, no..."
"then your life is jolly!"
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