This is what happens when I'm in pain, taking medications that aren't doing a thing for it, and The Wonder Hubby and son Coelred are around:
Meet Augustus Lucius Maximus XVII , Supreme Commander, 38th Canus Legion, Compost Depositor Maxima (because everyone in the house needs an SCA persona!)
Oh, and his Sub-altern:
Maigo Africus Cattus III, in charge of the supplies for the Legion, and former ruler of Nobuloland.