Rainy Days Mean "Time for Revelations!"

[welamom]

It's raining, folks! And you know what that means: Time for Revelations! And in honor of October, here's a few revelations I've had while watching horror movies:

--Never travel in packs of friends, you're bound to attract the neighborhood psychopath

--If traveling in packs, never be a stereotype, they get taken out first

* If traveling in packs, do not stand next to the nerdy guy

* If entering a darkened room with friends, throw the sluttiest one in first

* Never sneak off to have sex with the hot guy

* Never travel in packs of friends without artillery

--Never go over and check if the psychopath is really dead, they never are

--Do not settle for getting help from the local police department, insist on the National Guard

--If livestock have been disappearing for weeks in your area, stay home on Halloween

And the number 1 revelation for today:
NEVER moon a werewolf!!

Thanks, folks! You've been a lovely audience, I'll be here all week! Try the veal!