Sometimes the coffee is the worst part about waking up

[weiss_tank]

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[hideandhero]

I got through this just fine. I'm giving myself a nice pat on the back for being prepared.

[weiss_tank]

[Ken laughed a little]

Good! I'm glad someone did.

[hideandhero]

Don't get me wrong though. I used to be your age. You probably went out and did something stupid, didn't you?

[weiss_tank]

Well... it all depends on your definition of 'stupid'. [You can almost hear Ken scuffing his feet.]

[hideandhero]

Am I going to have to start lessons on how to survive in wartime situations?

[weiss_tank]

H-hey! Look there were things I had to get done before I put my head down, ok?!

[hideandhero]

See, you're still thinking with your balls than with your head. "I'm going to go save someone by myself rather instead of getting some help with that because I'm that much of a frakking badass." Is that it?

[weiss_tank]

What? Hell no! I went to go talk to my target to make sure he got himself to a safe place! And I had to pick up supplies. [This is a half truth. Ken did go to talk to his target, but he was going to kill Japan until he realized he couldn't off his own country.]

[hideandhero]

The keywords in my last sentence were 'by yourself'. Now try to re-answer that.

[weiss_tank]

I was gonna meet up with my girlfriend in a half an hour.

[hideandhero]

Guess who got killed in that half hour? I'll give you a hint, not me.

Look, kid. There's a good reason why the Imperial Guard splits up into five man squads for suburban combat. It's because any more is too big and any less is not enough to watch all directions.

Take it from a guy who has been fighting for a hundred years. Find a group of people you don't mind watching your back and stick with them. Remember, only four others.

[weiss_tank]

To be honest, I agree with you, but it wouldn't have mattered. The bitch who hunted me down wouldn't have been stopped by something like that.

I usually work with a group of three other guys. I'm not used to being on my own.

[hideandhero]

She would have been stopped by the four other guys filling her with slugs. Bullets do amazing things to normal humans.

[weiss_tank]

[Ken laughs a bit, struck by what he thinks is a funny thought.] I doubt that would have stopped her.

Fuck, she probably would have enjoyed that.

[hideandhero]

I bet I know which god she worships then.

[weiss_tank]

I don't know if she worships any god, you'd have to ask her. [Ken isn't much for talking about religion.]