Index of all the random things I've written. Journal is semi-friends-only. Fanfiction and fanart are available to the public, other things less so.

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[ colossally abundant numbers @ ff.net ]

( Multi-Chapter )

Title: Blind Carbon Copy (9/?)
Genre: Adventure, Drama
Ratings/Warnings: PG13/Angst+Humor
Summary: Japan's new teleportation machine goes awry, and an America from a world where his Revolution was disastrous comes to visit.
Pairings: US/UK Germany/France on the side.

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( He'd apologized, over and over, voice thick with guilt and eyes lit with concern. )

Title: The Longest Distance in the World (1/1)
Author: Unknown; Translator: Me
Genre: Uh, historical?
Characters, Pairings: Beijing/Shanghai, various other cities (in China) and countries mentioned
Summary: Beijing supposed that he'd always harbored a special sort of feeling towards Shanghai ( Read more... )

Title: Exceptionalism (1/1)
Rating: PG13
Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: odd headcanon?
Summary: The aftermath of the financial crisis is not a pretty sight. America doesn't want anyone to come over anymore, and England just wants to know why.
Pairings, Characters: tiny, almost nonexistent amounts of US/UK/US, Canada

( It started with the letters, it always did. )

Title: Rinse, Lather, Repeat (2/?)
Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama
Rating: T
Warnings: Um, it's violent.
Summary: Humans have given up on living in the real world; instead, they're addicted to a game that simulates reality. Because it's a game, they feel free to do horrific things to each other and engage in irreparable warfare. The nations, ( Read more... )

Title: Therapy (2/?)
Genre: Humor
Ratings/Warnings: PG13
Summary: Wherein Germany and France become England's marriage counselor and sex therapist, respectively. EU shenanigans in the background. Adventures of the EU, starring Germany and France, with England as the on and off antagonist.
Pairings, Characters: France/Germany/France main, UK -> US?, ( Read more... )

Title: Rinse, Lather, Repeat (1/?)
Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama
Rating: T
Warnings: Um, it's violent.
Summary: Humans have given up on living in the real world; instead, they're addicted to a game that simulates reality. Because it's a game, they feel free to do horrific things to each other and engage in irreparable warfare. The nations, ( Read more... )

Title: Pax Americana
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Canada and America live through the last century's calamities together, and they know in their hearts that pax americana will never break.
Characters/Pairings: Canada/America, Gift fic for sadie_dandelion, thank you for donating for help-japan!

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( The winter wind bites at the cuts and bruises on their arms )

Title: Light of My Life, Fire of My Loins

Author: weird_number

Rating/Warnings: Violence

Summary: America and Russia spend the Cold War bombing themselves, over and over again, but never each other. France and England want nuclear weapons too, but they don't want to test on themselves, no, never that. Nuclear testing through the ages.

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Title: Therapy (1/?)
Author: weird_number
Genre: Humor
Ratings/Warnings: PG13
Summary: Wherein Germany and France become England's marriage counselor and sex therapist, respectively. EU shenanigans in the background.
Pairings: France/Germany/France main, UK -> US?

Also at ff.net.

( Hopeless, Germany thought, England was absolutely hopeless. )