Character meme nicked/borrowed from the_summoning_d
I did this meme years ago. And filled it out years ago, seriously. It was one of my first ever 'memes' on lj. I just...never ended up posting it. So here it is. And you can play too by choosing 15 characters from anywhere you like before reading the scenarios!
Character meme:
1- Carson Beckett Stargate: Atlantis - Lovable and adorable head medical doctor of Atlantis (smart too, aye)
2- Mick St.John Moonlight - Charming, handsome, recent (60yr old) vampire, trying to do good
3- Navy Cmdr. Harmon "Harm" Rabb JAG - an ace pilot turned lawyer
4- Father Jack Hackett Father Ted - Lives with other father/priests and likes the odd (hundred) a drink
5- Jack Harkness Torchwood - Leader of Torchwood 3 and omni sexual
6- Seeley Booth Bones - Strong, people skilled FBI agent, former army sniper
7- Phoebe Halliwell Charmed - A witch gifted with premonitions and has an affinity towards demons
8- Temperance ‘Bones’ Brennan Bones - Forensic anthropologist, high intelligence, with limited people skills
9- Geraldine Granger The Vicar of Dibley -Modern female chocoholic priest
10- Bernard Black Black Books - Slacker who owns a book shop, alcoholic, smokes, is a mess
11- Marine Lt. Col. Sarah "Mac" MacKenzie JAG - a beautiful and respected by-the-book officer
12- Don Eppes Numb3rs - Dedicated FBI agent, good detective and good with a gun
13- Charlie Eppes Numb3rs - Brilliant young mathematician
14- Sara Sidle CSI - Smart forensic scientist with a mysterious air
15- Abbey Scuito NCIS - Bright, bubbly forensic scientist with Goth style and eclectic tastes
1) Okay, 12 and 7 get married and move in together. What kind of home would they live in? Who will decorate the house and would either of them be tempted to have an affair with 1?
Don marries Phoebe Halliwell? Well ok, I guess it could work out…after all they both fight for justice. They would live in a big but old style home, with lots of family around each corner. Phoebe would decorate, and go over the top then redo it all! :D Affair with Carson we say? Well Phoebe wouldn’t be able to resist Carson’s charm and accent now would she? So Phoebe would have the affair Carson would feel guilty and Phoebe would go back to Don…or find a new man.
2) 1, 4, 8 & 13 fall through a dimensional portal leading to the Star Wars universe. What will they do until they get back home? Also, will they work as a team or will they try to kill each other?
Hahaha. God if you fell through time with these guys you might make it back home! Well Carson and Charlie would probably be the ones to figure out the way back, with some input from Brennan however initially skeptical and unfeasible she might find the idea of logic actually being able in some way to help their ‘impossible’ situation. She would try to gather stuff as shelter not believing that they fell through time. While Father Jack had another drink (yes he fell through with some whisky) and got along with Carson, aye.
3) If 2 and 7 went out to dinner, where would they go, what would they eat, and what would they do afterwards?
ooh lovely pair…Mick St.John and Phoebe. Well, she would be attracted to him and they’d know each others secrets. She would choose a place, where he could eat/drink also. An emergency would surface involving vampires and demons they’d sort it out, maybe call in for help, and return for dessert!
4) What kind of a pet would 9 have?
Geraldine? Ah…she’s not exactly the pet type. Either a fierce but trained tiger so it could warn off all the villagers who keep coming to her for help, or a parrot that tells her visitors to &*%* get lost.
5) How might 6 manage to badly offend 2 and what would 2 do about it?
Booth would most likely laugh at Mick telling him he’s a vampire and then make a joke about vampires being evil and not doing good deeds. Mick would get angry but Booth would allow him to help him on a case of his and then they’d find they can get along…just.
6) Due to some plot device, 8 & 11 end up in charge of a baby they're supposed to be jointly responsible for. How do they manage?
Brennan knows some of the know-how but Mac would take first duties, having a relative or friend with a baby recently. Brennan would eventually hold the baby and do duties also, and the baby would have no worries.
7) It's up to 13 & 15 to save the universe! How doomed are we?
Charlie and Abbey! Yes, we are saved! They are the brightest of bright…sometimes…when it comes to putting their work into action sometimes not. Abbey would love the fact that she can finally do the ‘action’ work, but takes a couple of turns/experiments to get it right. Charlie would see what she was doing wrong and we’d be saved by bed-time.
8) 1 asks for 3's hand in marriage. How does 3 react? And what possessed 1, anyway?
Carson Beckett asked Harm Rabb. Well Harm would be surprised, wonder if it’s a joke, say Carson is a really nice guy and looks great but he’s just not interested in guys. Carson was probably under the influence of some ancient love initiating device/spell at the time of the proposal and feels immensely embarrassed after it wears off.
9) 3, 5, and 10 have gotten into a hair-pulling (where hair applies) knock-down drag-out fight ... for the silliest reason imaginable. Who are they, and what was the reason for the fight?
Harm Rabb, Jack Harkness and Bernard Black.
Bernard would have accused Captain Jack of being a poncey, and soft if he’s a captain. And start punching him for no apparent reason apart from dislike. Jack would defend himself and Harm would join in trying to break them up, but Bernard would insult Harm also and the fight would ensue until they all realized how silly they looked and Bernard would invite them both for a drink toasting how stupid they are.
10) What kind of nut is 7?
Phoebe Halliwell is a love crazy woman with witch powers. She has numerous guys who she can’t keep a hold of with demons popping up around every date. Though she feels as if she’s going crazy she’s quite sane actually.
11) 2, 10, 12 and 15 are in a car* together. Who drives, who is in the passenger seat and where are they going? (*or similar small vehicle)
Mick, Bernard, Don, Abbey. Don drives as he doesn’t trust Mick as a vampire to take them to the right place. Mick would be in the passenger seat, making sure Don know his way. And so Don can keep an eye on him, while Bernard would be trying to sleep or failing to impress Abbey and the others with his brain which is never present. They’re going to a club, somehow related to some crimes that Don is investigating, Abbey thinks it’s her type of place, likewise Mick feels he might just ‘fit’ in with the look, and Bernard just wants the alcohol.
12) 1 and 5 are getting into politics together. How might they achieve their goals through a democratic forum?
Beckett and Harkness
Beckett would come up with some great ideas and Harkness would also aid in the work greatly, until it bored him and then he’d sleep/woo anyone left who doesn’t agree. But there wouldn’t be many after all Beckett is fairly smart and would have a fair share of the female population’s votes.
13) 3, 7, 8 and 11 are stranded on a hospitable but uninhabited planet. What is their situation a year later?
Rabb, Pheobe, Brennan, MacKenzie.
Rabb and MacKenzie would be much closer, all four of them would get on well. Pheobe would still be hoping that someone would go back in time to change something or just come save them. Brennan along with help from the two JAG personnel would have produced a list of everything that they needed to build and do by the year. And they would be now living a somewhat boring lifestyle. Until demons crashed their pad and took them back to their own place to trade for the book of magic from the other Charmed sisters, who would find a way to steal the four back and destroy the head demons plans.
14) 4 challenges 14 to a duel. What happens, and why did they challenge?
Father Jack, Sara Sidle.
Father Jack had an idea Sara rationally declined or put it down. Father Jack then went wacko and started challenging Sara to duel, which Sara kept refusing to do. Then Father Jack just jumps Sara and he’s started a brawl.
15) 3&4 and 7&9 team up to compete against each other. What would the game (sport? challenge?) be, which team would win, and why?
Harm and Father Jack vs Pheobe and Geraldine.
Shots of drinks, Harm and Geraldine would have a high tolerance, not as high as Jack but still high. Pheobe would secretly magic her drinks away, as Harm went one on one with Geraldine, drinking shot for shot. While Father Jack would ignore the rules and just keep drinking no matter what. Soon he’d be passing in and out of consciousness. Harm and Geraldine would be so drunk that they wouldn’t notice Pheobe not drinking. Harm would pass out first, then Geraldine would realize he had and go “well that’s no fun now is it? I may as well go too…” and pass out. Then Pheobe would put them to bed. And take a few drinks before settling herself in front of a romance movie on the tv.
16) Its 2008. 1 has decided to run for president, with 3 as his/her running mate. Opposing him/her is 13, with 6 as his/her running mate. Who wins, and why - and what happens after they take power?
Carson Beckett/Harm Rabb vs Charlie Eppes/Seeley Booth
Booth would try and play the family card, but in the end Carson and Harm would win because they have more military experience and standing beside Charlie, Carson looks more of a man whom people would rely on. After they win, all hell would break loose, as Harm begins to realize how much he hates the job and gives it to Charlie who is a better second.
17) 1, 4, 7, 12, 15 are playing poker. Who cheats, who wins, and who is a sore loser? What other antics ensue?.
Carson, Father Jack, Pheobe, Don, Abbey.
A very cheeky lot. There would be a lot of shenanigans, perhaps even strip poker.
Father Jack and Pheobe try to cheat but it doesn’t help Jack and Pheobe gets caught by Abby.
Abbey surprises Don by winning, and he ends up sulking because he thought he was the sure winner.
Carson looks on amused.
18) 5, 9, 10 get somehow stuck in a subway train. What happens?
Jack Harkness, Geraldine, Bernard.
Bernard is his usual snarky self, and makes rude comments to everyone, which mainly end up at Geraldine who makes rude comments back. When Jack realizes the things Bernard is saying to this lady (Geraldine) he get riled up and insulted for her honour, which Geraldine says she has none of don’t worry. But when she sees Jack rolling up his sleeves to fight for her, she takes it back “Oh…well! In that case…I have SO much honour and a VERY large reputation to uphold, you amazing thing you!” And so Bernard rolls around in a small fisty cuff with Jack who easily wins, but not after Bernard plays dirty by pulling Jack’s pants down (much to Geraldine’s delight) and at Jack’s hair. Before being knocked out by one punch by Jack to the face.
19) 5 or 7 are going to become the next prez. You get to choose. Who and Why?
Jack Harkness or Phoebe Halliwell.
Jack, as he has had much more experience with delegating and ‘team’ work in larger proportions than Phoebe, and Phoebe will most likely have many assassination attempts on her life and hardly ever be able to do her actual work! Sure Jack might make a fool of himself, and doesn’t mix with paperwork but he’s the man for a job. Plus it would be funny…
20) Finally of all fifteen...who would you pick to babysit?
Either Seeley Booth because he has raised a child, or Sara MacKenzie because she would be confident in her abilities and would have babysat nieces or nephews before. Plus both aren’t so bad on the eyes, when I get back from a horrible date. And either of them could cheer me up. See no ulterior motive! ^^