Alone in the Dark
Okay, it isn't dark yet. But I'm alone in the house. (Except for the dogs and the cat and the fish, I mean. And Gornaga, the giant spider in the garage.)
Daniel needed to do some shopping. Because I am lying on the couch with a fever and a drippy nose, he very kindly took the boys with him.
This never happens. I don't know what to do.
Well sure, there's the obvious choice of running through the house naked, whooping war cries. But that's not much fun unless I'm alone in the house with Daniel. That never happens either. And besides, the dogs would point and laugh at me.
I could blast music that Daniel doesn't like and which is totally inappropriate for the kids. That might be fun. Voltaire here I come!
Or maybe I'll put on the bloodiest, goriest, most offensive horror movie I own and crank up the volume until the walls shake.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Oh dear. What to pick? I have so many bloody, gory, totally offensive movies. Hmm. I think I'll go with House of 1000 Corpses. Sure, I have nastier stuff. But it has an awesome soundtrack, and I have a crush on Bill Moseley and Sheri Moon Zombie.
She's a brick...house!
Daniel needed to do some shopping. Because I am lying on the couch with a fever and a drippy nose, he very kindly took the boys with him.
This never happens. I don't know what to do.
Well sure, there's the obvious choice of running through the house naked, whooping war cries. But that's not much fun unless I'm alone in the house with Daniel. That never happens either. And besides, the dogs would point and laugh at me.
I could blast music that Daniel doesn't like and which is totally inappropriate for the kids. That might be fun. Voltaire here I come!
Or maybe I'll put on the bloodiest, goriest, most offensive horror movie I own and crank up the volume until the walls shake.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Oh dear. What to pick? I have so many bloody, gory, totally offensive movies. Hmm. I think I'll go with House of 1000 Corpses. Sure, I have nastier stuff. But it has an awesome soundtrack, and I have a crush on Bill Moseley and Sheri Moon Zombie.
She's a brick...house!