Conversation overheard in the living room

[weezlgrrrl]

Daniel came home with the Transformers movie, and we're watching it. At one point, a great big semi comes rolling down the road, and Daniel says "Look, it's Optimus Prime! He always appears as a big truck

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[kijjohnson]

Heh heh

[weezlgrrrl]

Oh, it's getting better. Shia LeBeuff's character's parents barged into his room in one scene, and he was all sweaty because he'd been running around trying to stop Transformers from destroying his parents' yard. He got mad and told his parents that he was a teenager, he needed his privacy, and they couldn't just barge in like that. So his mom says "Oh! Were you masturbating?"

Fenris, of course, hollers "What's master baking?"

Daniel turns scarlet and says "Nothing! Never mind!"

"Playing with your penis," I say. "And it's masturbating, not master baking."

Fenris giggles wildly. "So playing with your penis is called master bathing?"

"MaturBATING," I say.

"Oh," says Fenris.

Daniel is still bright red.

WELL HELL, kids do it all the time, there's no reason they shouldn't have the correct terminology...

Who knew a Transformers movie could be so informative?

[kijjohnson]

Master baking is an excellent idea! You knead it, and roll it, and...

[fatcook]

I just missed my keyboard with my coffee.
MasterBaking indeed.

[dinogrl]

I'm so glad I didn't take a sip of tea while reading this.
You would have owed me a new computer.

MASTER BAKER!!!!! Indeed.

[cynickal]

So what if you watched it religiously and refuse to see the movie because you don't want to see your innocent childhood bent over and butt raped by product placement Dawsons Creek rejects?

[weezlgrrrl]

Uber

Mega

Geek

[cynickal]

w00t! I R teh Uber!
LOLZ!!

transformers

[aerynn_sun]

Ah we had to go see it on the big screen.

Sorry we missed you on the 13th but we had a fun anniversary on our own up here in Phoenix.