SUMMER!
IT'S MAY!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THE SUMMER WEATHER??? Okay, so May is supposed to be one of those ideal summer months, you know, with all the sunshine, and singing birds, and green trees, etc. etc.!!!
I've come up with a theory. You see, the reason why the weather is kind of shitty is all Mother Nature's fault. (Obviously!) She's getting older now, and she's starting to get fed up with her longtime boyfriend, Father Time. They're having relationship problems. Not only that, but Mother Nature is getting older herself, and is going through menopause! No wonder we have one warm day here and there, every once in while, followed by normal weather. She's having hot flashes!
Heh heh heh...I can't think of any more stupid puns analogous to why I just want to be home!!!
Whitney
I've come up with a theory. You see, the reason why the weather is kind of shitty is all Mother Nature's fault. (Obviously!) She's getting older now, and she's starting to get fed up with her longtime boyfriend, Father Time. They're having relationship problems. Not only that, but Mother Nature is getting older herself, and is going through menopause! No wonder we have one warm day here and there, every once in while, followed by normal weather. She's having hot flashes!
Heh heh heh...I can't think of any more stupid puns analogous to why I just want to be home!!!
Whitney