not_tylerdurden's brother is filthy, filthy malware infector and as such, her computer is borked until she's able to fix it with a blowtorch, pick-axe and Malwarebytes. She sends her apologies, especially since she was going to inflict Calvinball upon the Contact Sports kids personally in
cantgetnorelief's absence. Instead they get stuck with me. Sorry from both of us.
Please send happy computer thoughts her way!