MOSCOW BALLET: "I would like to go to Russia, would you switch the 9? [...] I will call by the card." [Translation: Could you turn my phone on cause I wanna use my calling card to call home ( Read more... )

PRESENTING!: A bunch of accumulated random unposted write ups about (but not limited to) the following:

( Pet Peeves (Within the Service Industry) )

This totally wasted guy at work apparently really really really needs to listen to Bob Seger after hes had too much to drink and can barley talk or stand...but 1.) he was way too drunk to operated the digital music ordering menu on the t.v. and 2.) he probably won't even be able to do it sober anyway (people are natural idiots)...so he was coming ( Read more... )

I just went to stadium village Kinkos to have them tell me I need to fill out an application online. Does anyone else find it funny that the biggest copy conglomerate in all of America doesn't have applications? Perhaps its some paper fear that slowly developed over the years? But I guess this is what happens when something becomes so (sorry for ( Read more... )

So I get up for my nine am employment workshop thing, in pants I've been wearing for three weeks and a shirt covered in fake blood. It's eight AM and someone is just getting in the shower (Chuchuuung). I scrounge around for my socks, grab my boots, only to notice the shoe-laces missing! (I'm glaring in your direction Ana.) I think: Germ's been ( Read more... )