When I Hear the Word 'Spirituality'- I Reach For My Wallet...
In celebration of Sonshine in Willmar, MN this weekend- Happy corporate God business and allthatwhathaveyou!...
GOD is like COKE ... He's the real thing.
GOD is like PAN AM ... He makes the going good.
GOD is like GENERAL ELECTRIC ... He brings good things to life.
GOD is like BAYER ASPIRIN ... He works miracles.
GOD is like HALLMARK CARDS ... He cares enough to send His very best.
GOD is like TIDE ... He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
GOD is like VO-5 HAIR SPRAY ... He holds through all kinds of weather.
GOD is like DIAL SOAP ... Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did?
GOD is like SEARS ... He has everything.
GOD is like ALKA-SELTZER ... Try Him, you'll like him.
GOD is like SCOTCH TAPE ... You can't see him, but you know He's there.
GOD is like a FORD ... He's got a better idea.
GOD is like DELTA ... He's ready when you are.
GOD is like ALLSTATE ... You're in good hands with Him.
I actually have a really beaten up/worn t-shirt that says most of these on it...it makes me kinda wish I wore t-shirts more (I own, like, 3?!)...sorta; not really; whatever...