last night i sucked tons of dick, when he finished it oozed down my chin, i LOVED IT! it was sooooooooo fun. i had a great time, we should all really do it again. really. Who wants to party!!!!!!!!!!? By the way.. i also give a good portuguese breakfast and dirty sanchez. Come on everybody, im collecting samples in my mouth and you know what ( Read more... )

i have secret dreams about becoming a girl. i can't wait to have my sex reassingment surgery.

i like to soak my testicles in scalding water. it makes me feel like a real man.

smoking the cum pipe.

What ever happened to all the girls that are in to evil? I mean redemption is cool and everything but whatever happened to all the hot sticky evil women?

my friend elijah told me he was going to come see me today.

He Lied.

Bitches like to act like their pussy is made of gold... you need to act like your dick is a diamond

dear livejournal,

today i found out that i had anal warts on my face. at least i know what those funny bumps are now.

love always,
andy

put it in my mouth.

just to let you guys know, i still love large penis' but maybe just a little more than i did last time i told you about it. sweet.