This is, quite seriously, an actual junk email I received just yesterday: _______________
Hi Wesley, I will keep your email and I am sure I will want a few samples to show. Please do include me on closeout items as well. Thanks again. Darlene Finley fourth amphetamine Renee & Rachael Ellison bladderwort delusive Tech & Trainer Chavez, IA 98565802 92555834-85775307-23988713
Hello Holteon,
Thank you for your interest in dguj. I am the Northwest Sales Director for dckd as well as two other great manufactures, chain Apparel and rapier USA. I am here to assist you in any way I can. If you need additional catalogs, discounted samples, loaner samples, or if you have any problems to be resolved etc. please contact me. I also have closeouts from these companies, if you would like to be included on my closeout / information email list please let me know. Again, thank you for your interest, the atsy catalog is on the way to you.
Best regards,
Harry Mccain 19115847 militarist Vista Dr. buckaroo Sweeney, WA 21345009 14266509-45863785-10385342 www.akajcewa.com www.altwdplernativeapparel.com www.stormtgvyzechusa.com _______________
There is a deep and hidden meaning somewhere in there, I know it. Were I ever to write a thesis, it would be on the meaning of life as represented in randomly-generated spam messages.
Anyway, it goes without saying that you have my vote. I'll be going door-to-door for most of this week, handing out pamplets and punching people in the face.
(don't ask why I was reading through my spam, by the way)
don't ask why I was reading through my spam, by the way
That was indeed going to be my first question. Oh well.
Yeah, I really can't figure out why people bother sending spam like that. I don't see how they benefit. They've obviously put a lot of effort into that one, but I can't see why. As near as I can tell they're not asking you for money.
Maybe the idea is just to get you to reply. You know, if you reply your email address instantly becomes a lot more valuable.
I almost did reply... because after all, who isn't interested in dguj? But then I thought I'd just wait for the atsy catalogue before deciding whether amphetamines were right for me.
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Hi Wesley,
I will keep your email and I am sure I will want a few samples to show.
Please do include me on closeout items as well. Thanks again.
Darlene Finley
fourth amphetamine
Renee & Rachael Ellison
bladderwort delusive Tech & Trainer
Chavez, IA 98565802
92555834-85775307-23988713
Hello Holteon,
Thank you for your interest in dguj. I am the Northwest Sales Director for
dckd as well as two other great manufactures, chain Apparel and
rapier USA. I am here to assist you in any way I can. If you need
additional catalogs, discounted samples, loaner samples, or if you have
any
problems to be resolved etc. please contact me. I also have closeouts from
these companies, if you would like to be included on my closeout /
information email list please let me know. Again, thank you for your
interest, the atsy catalog is on the way to you.
Best regards,
Harry Mccain
19115847 militarist Vista Dr.
buckaroo Sweeney, WA 21345009
14266509-45863785-10385342
www.akajcewa.com
www.altwdplernativeapparel.com
www.stormtgvyzechusa.com
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There is a deep and hidden meaning somewhere in there, I know it. Were I ever to write a thesis, it would be on the meaning of life as represented in randomly-generated spam messages.
Anyway, it goes without saying that you have my vote. I'll be going door-to-door for most of this week, handing out pamplets and punching people in the face.
(don't ask why I was reading through my spam, by the way)
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That was indeed going to be my first question. Oh well.
Yeah, I really can't figure out why people bother sending spam like that. I don't see how they benefit. They've obviously put a lot of effort into that one, but I can't see why. As near as I can tell they're not asking you for money.
Maybe the idea is just to get you to reply. You know, if you reply your email address instantly becomes a lot more valuable.
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