Quotes

[webinyoureyes]

While eating lunch at Bullock's
topic of sex in college arises...
Lucy - "Jeff always wear a condom when you have sex"
Jeff - "You got it Mom"
that got kind of awkward for a second or two...fun though

While at Ellen's
topic of hot women arises between myself and Scotty.
Ellen - "My goal in life is to become a MILF!"
Scott and Brian - laugh histerically

Yall feel free to add some more good ones..