[адзін ; one] [video ; russian]

[webelarusians]

[At the beginning, Belarus holds the communicator to her face, and all that's shown on the screen is one big blue eye. Then, the video zooms out - that is, Belarus just holds out her arm as far away from her body as possible - and a furious woman can be seen looming at the camera, before Belarus finally decides that this communicator is obviously

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[Voice; Mandarin]

[a_thousandyears]

Ah, you're... That girl... [That crazy one.]

[Voice; Russian]

[webelarusians]

I can't understand you. Speak up, boy!

[Voice; English]

[a_thousandyears]

I'm speaking fine.

[Voice; English]

[webelarusians]

[yeah, let's just cut straight to the chase here] Have you seen brother?

[Voice; English]

[a_thousandyears]

Russia? No.

[Voice; English]

[webelarusians]

Are you hiding him?

[Voice; English]

[a_thousandyears]

Where would I hide him?

[Voice; English]

[webelarusians]

If you are, I'm going to find him.

[Voice; English]

[a_thousandyears]

If I was, I'm sure you would.

[Voice; English]

[webelarusians]

If you are, I'm going to chop you to bits.

[Voice; English]

[a_thousandyears]

... I'm not.

[Voice; English]

[webelarusians]

You must have seen him.

[Voice; English]

[a_thousandyears]

I haven't, actually.

[Voice; English]

[webelarusians]

He brought me here to get married. He must be here.

[Voice; English]

[a_thousandyears]

Hasn't anyone explained what happened yet?

[Voice; English]

[webelarusians]

I don't need anyone to explain that my brother wants to marry me.