[адзін ; one] [video ; russian]
[At the beginning, Belarus holds the communicator to her face, and all that's shown on the screen is one big blue eye. Then, the video zooms out - that is, Belarus just holds out her arm as far away from her body as possible - and a furious woman can be seen looming at the camera, before Belarus finally decides that this communicator is obviously one of those new-fangled cellphones and props it between her ear and her mouth, so anyone watching the rest of the video gets to see Belarus's cheek squashed up against the screen.]
Hello? Hello? Is this one of those new 'second generation' things-- Operator, put me through to Minsk, Belarus. Hello? Operator, can you hear me? Operator?
Operator is a silly little man who only wishes to keep me and brother apart, he wants to corrupt and spoil poor precious pure brother, but I will not let him, I will defend brother, nobody wll touch brother, me and brother will be married and filthy little operator will be disposed off, he will never touch brother anymore...
Operator-who-dares-keep-me-away-from-brother, show yourself!
((ooc: I'm so sorry it took me this long to get my first post up! ;n;))