[адзін ; one] [video ; russian]

[webelarusians]

[At the beginning, Belarus holds the communicator to her face, and all that's shown on the screen is one big blue eye. Then, the video zooms out - that is, Belarus just holds out her arm as far away from her body as possible - and a furious woman can be seen looming at the camera, before Belarus finally decides that this communicator is obviously

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Swedish because everyone so speaks it

[rules_the_north]

Nowh're near M'nsk.

[russian because guess who doesn't speak swedish]

[webelarusians]

I can't speak Scandinavian.

Minsk?

[Polish because Russian is for losers]

[rules_the_north]

Not h're.

[russian because belarus will never admit she speaks polish]

[webelarusians]

Then where is it?!

[Polish because Russian is for peasants]

[rules_the_north]

'n anoth'r world.

[russian because polish is for idiots]

[webelarusians]

Tch.

You're just like the moon rabbit.

[French because everyone speaks it]

[rules_the_north]

L'ke what?

[french because belarus denies being a peasant (no matter how true it is)]

[webelarusians]

Moon rabbit. I saw moon rabbit. [what, don't they have moon rabbits in sweden? they're very common in eastern europe.]

[One day that whole cast except for America will speak French]

[rules_the_north]

[O.O I've never heard about moon rabbit legends outside of Asia. If I'm mistaken let's pretend that what she says is lost in translation. ...This means that Sweden assumes that she's talking about some monster that looks like a rabbit.]

Edible?

[Nonsense. One day everybody will be speaking Russian. ♥]

[webelarusians]

[;A; I'm so sorry, that not what I meant at all. There aren't any moon legend in eastern europe, as far I know. It was just that Belarus had just met Reisen, so she was trying to sound all superior and claim that she already knew about her and stuff. Kind of a 'how could you think this is strange this is totally perfectly normal to me' and it's a lame attempt at humor and I'm really sorry for the misunderstanding.]

Looks human. So maybe.

[Not as long as I'm an empire. What is Poltava think Narva.]

[rules_the_north]

[Ahhh okay. I'm not sure if Sweden has ever seen Reisen.]

Not ed'ble. ...Don't eat th' puff'ns. They're human souls.

[It's okay, Sweden. It's not shameful to be beaten by Russia. Everybody will be.]

[webelarusians]

Puffins are human souls?

I don't have time for you. I need to find brother.

[Which is why Sweden will hide all his paintings of Narva when Russia visits -.-]

[rules_the_north]

H're they are.

...Not h're 'nymore.

[You know, Narva was eventually conquered by the Russians again.]

[webelarusians]

Brother is here. He brought me here to get married married married. There'll be a wedding soon! Me and brother! You're not invited.

[Like most other Swedish territories.]

[rules_the_north]

...H' left.

[Yeah. There were a lot Russo-Swedish wars, though.]

[webelarusians]

Where?