Just a wee bit about me, FYI
Hey all! Hope you're enjoying your Mayfield adventures, and any rp-ing you've done with me.
Just wanted to give a real quick run-down of the Peter you're dealing with here, since there's like twelve different versions of me out there in the world. This is just a general FYI, if you were interested. If you're not, skip on by! This is only to help if you need it, and reduce any confusion if there was any.
1) I am not movie Peter Parker (neither the Tobey one or the Garfield one). Principally, this means I'm funny and cool (not so much adorable or pitiful. ...Well, maybe a little. Your mileage may vary.) It also means a couple of minor things: Doctor Octopus, (both) Green Goblins, and Venom are all very much alive and vile, I never had that stupid emo hipster phase and I never stole that guy's pizza.
2) I am not Ultimate Peter Parker. So, I'm not like 16. I'm 25. I never lived with the Human Torch or Iceman (nice guys, though. That Fantastic Four Hothead's a bit of a... hothead... but we're best bros.), I refrain from saying "What the WHAT?!" and while I DID die, I got better, and he... er, didn't. (I hope that's not a spoiler at this point...but sorry if it was!)
3) There is no One New Day. F. THAT. NOISE. My marriage was never sold to Satan, my Aunt was never shot and my rogues gallery didn't expand to include super-powered crack heads, celebrity stalkers and pessimistic Asian guys. My point in canon is wayyy before all that. Last thing Peter knew, he was living at Avengers Tower with Mary Jane and Aunt May, helping out Tony Stark in the labs from time to time and poking Wolverine from far away with a yardstick until he snarled and went all "Snikty-snikt, bub bub bub". And a Civil War was brewing in the horizon...
4) The Spider-Man Musical... ............................is a thing that Peter is unaware of. It hasn't even been conceived of yet.
...Do with that what you will.