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[weavethebonds]

 There.

I successfully completed the family tradition of cooking a bird inside another bird inside a third, larger bird.

And I set nothing on fire.

Comments

[3_s33s_what]

... what?

[weavethebonds]

a bird inside another bird inside a third, larger bird.

[3_s33s_what]

... Why?

[weavethebonds]

Because.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Can you even eat something like that by yourself?

[weavethebonds]

Yes.

....

In like.

A week.

Having it every day.

for every meal.

[becomeanwarrior]

...I'm echoing Sanshi here.

Why?

[weavethebonds]

Because.

[whitrthanwhite]

That seems utterly pointless. Is this some bizarre Endymion magical ritual?

[weavethebonds]

No.

It's a DeRay-family Culinary Ritual

[whitrthanwhite]

Still seems pointless.

[weavethebonds]

It's incredibly delicious.

[icarus_attack]

Your family makes Turducken too?!

[weavethebonds]

Yeah.

We keep the recipe in a little bottle.

[icarus_attack]

....my dad used to make one every year. When I said he was out of his mind, he said tons of people did it.

I dunno what kills me more, that he was right or that other people do do it.

[weavethebonds]

I never questioned it because it tasted good and then when I was done eating it I'd fall asleep before I could question it.

[pureplainpatron]

Congratulations, I suppose.

Now to practice desserts.

Because those take a certain degree of cooking finesse and make excellent practice.

Besides, I'm sure you'd love to snack on your own home made desserts.

[weavethebonds]

You were doing so well until the end.

[pureplainpatron]

Doesn't make any of it less true, though.

[weavethebonds]

If I only ate desserts I made myself I'd probably be eating a lot better.