My brain already hurts too much to contemplate jesus!Eames too deeply. I am just here to curl up in the corner and think about wereunicorns and virgin forests and heavy-handed metaphors.
And PLAYING THE PROMPT VERY, VERY STRAIGHT. Though Gav is right, it would be so difficult for Arthur to stay a virgin as an attractive 25-year-old business tycoon, and even if he did make it-- to let a UNICORN TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY...
like, I mean, it is just SO ANGSTY. Eames really wants to mount Arthur, but he knows that as soon as he does, ARTHUR WILL NO LONGER BE A VIRGIN. CAN HE STILL LOVE HIM EVEN AFTER HE HAS DEFILED HIM?! STAY TUNED
UGH WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING THIS PROMPT SOUND LIKE THE MOST FUN THING TO WRITE EVER. ANGST. INNOCENCE AND THE TAKING THEREOF. THE LOVELY LOVELY CONTRAST OF THE SLEEK VIRGINAL UNICORN TURNING INTO BIG BULKY EAMES.
AND YOU'RE RIGHT, -CAN- HE STILL LOVE HIM ONCE HE HAS DEFLOWERED HIM AND NO LONGER FEELS THE DEEP YEARNING NEED TO BE CLOSE TO HIM THAT BEING A VIRGIN GAVE HIM. UGHHH I WOULD WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS I REALLY WOULD. I HATE THIS FANDOM SOMETIMES, WHY DOES IT HAVE SUCH AWESOME RIDICULOUS IDEAS.
I would probably spin it to be a canon AU though. Not an AU AU.
And obviously (since this is a story with a predetermined arc) Eames would eventually discover that being with Arthur is somehow so much better than the quick, electrifying headiness of being in a virgin's presence-- do you think the prompter would mind a canon AU, because if they don't.................. /significant look
NELLIE HAS OTHER THINGS TO WRITE, AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE HER TO FILL THIS. /stern stare
AND SINCE I DON'T WANT ANGST: BEING FUCKED BY A WERE-UNICORN IS AN ACT WAY TO PURE TO COUNT AS LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY. SO THEY CAN HAVE SEX AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
god this story is practically written already lfjda;ghel;lrkhl ARTHUR IS HAUGHTY, ARTHUR TRIES TO RAZE DOWN A FOREST, EAMES IS IN LOVE, ARTHUR IS IN LOVE, THEY FUCK, ARTHUR'S HYMEN REMAINS UNBROKEN, RAINBOWS AND HAPPINESS, THE END
Ugh what is wrong with you I swear to god everything I said that day you commented on catboy fic still stands I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SEE IN ME. but ilu.
No seriously I've only written 2.5k. And I have all these ~grand plans that are just not fitting together right. So I have like. Two or three weeks. To write a proper plot ONCE I FIGURE OUT THE DETAILS and porn and awesome bamfery. DO NOT HANG YOURSELF BECAUSE I WILL PROBABLY OFF MYSELF FIRST AND THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT.
BUT THEY WILL FIT TOGETHER AND YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE THE DEADLINE AND IT IS GOING TO BE SO SO SO GOOD ;_________; I find the fact of your existence just massively unfair, but I will have to accept it somehow... GOING TO DROWN MY SORROWS IN SOUP, DAMN YOU
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like, I mean, it is just SO ANGSTY. Eames really wants to mount Arthur, but he knows that as soon as he does, ARTHUR WILL NO LONGER BE A VIRGIN. CAN HE STILL LOVE HIM EVEN AFTER HE HAS DEFILED HIM?! STAY TUNED
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AND YOU'RE RIGHT, -CAN- HE STILL LOVE HIM ONCE HE HAS DEFLOWERED HIM AND NO LONGER FEELS THE DEEP YEARNING NEED TO BE CLOSE TO HIM THAT BEING A VIRGIN GAVE HIM. UGHHH I WOULD WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS I REALLY WOULD. I HATE THIS FANDOM SOMETIMES, WHY DOES IT HAVE SUCH AWESOME RIDICULOUS IDEAS.
I would probably spin it to be a canon AU though. Not an AU AU.
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I KNOW YOU'D WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF IT. I KNOW.
And obviously (since this is a story with a predetermined arc) Eames would eventually discover that being with Arthur is somehow so much better than the quick, electrifying headiness of being in a virgin's presence-- do you think the prompter would mind a canon AU, because if they don't.................. /significant look
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/stern stare
AND SINCE I DON'T WANT ANGST:
BEING FUCKED BY A WERE-UNICORN IS AN ACT WAY TO PURE TO COUNT AS LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY. SO THEY CAN HAVE SEX AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
;________;
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THAT IS SUCH CHEATING
AND YET...
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
god this story is practically written already lfjda;ghel;lrkhl ARTHUR IS HAUGHTY, ARTHUR TRIES TO RAZE DOWN A FOREST, EAMES IS IN LOVE, ARTHUR IS IN LOVE, THEY FUCK, ARTHUR'S HYMEN REMAINS UNBROKEN, RAINBOWS AND HAPPINESS, THE END
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They really shouldn't. And if they do, you should fucking write it anyway. For great fucking justice.
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Reverse bang ;_____;
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I am excited about it. Until I remember I have about 6-7k more to write. Then I cry tears of slow, plotfail-y blood.
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/HANGS SELF
I am so excited to read it you do not even know ;____;
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No seriously I've only written 2.5k. And I have all these ~grand plans that are just not fitting together right. So I have like. Two or three weeks. To write a proper plot ONCE I FIGURE OUT THE DETAILS and porn and awesome bamfery. DO NOT HANG YOURSELF BECAUSE I WILL PROBABLY OFF MYSELF FIRST AND THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT.
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