Have you not read this est em story yet or something...! God now I want Arthur to perch on top of the cross that Eames is lugging around and scream DON'T YOU GET ME WRONG, I ONLY WANNA KNOW NOW at him
LMAO LMC SENT ME THIS COMIC MONTHS AGO AND I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT ASDKHFDKL Arthur and Eames, always and forever, also Arthur has always been a creeper, this is why he's so good at his job.
I KNOW RIGHT LJF;ALKEHGL;KLRHA it fucking KILLS me Bunnie oh god, ahahaha she was like BY THE WAY THERE IS THIS EST EM STORY THAT IS TOTALLY AN ARTHUR AND EAMES AU and I was like THE ONLOOKER!!!!!!!!! seriously it is ridiculous how much sense it makes ;_____;
This also explains why Arthur trailed after Cobb for so long, every time Cobb put on a shirt from the day before and forgot to shave in the morning, Arthur was like dokidoki
My brain already hurts too much to contemplate jesus!Eames too deeply. I am just here to curl up in the corner and think about wereunicorns and virgin forests and heavy-handed metaphors.
And PLAYING THE PROMPT VERY, VERY STRAIGHT. Though Gav is right, it would be so difficult for Arthur to stay a virgin as an attractive 25-year-old business tycoon, and even if he did make it-- to let a UNICORN TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY...
like, I mean, it is just SO ANGSTY. Eames really wants to mount Arthur, but he knows that as soon as he does, ARTHUR WILL NO LONGER BE A VIRGIN. CAN HE STILL LOVE HIM EVEN AFTER HE HAS DEFILED HIM?! STAY TUNED
UGH WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING THIS PROMPT SOUND LIKE THE MOST FUN THING TO WRITE EVER. ANGST. INNOCENCE AND THE TAKING THEREOF. THE LOVELY LOVELY CONTRAST OF THE SLEEK VIRGINAL UNICORN TURNING INTO BIG BULKY EAMES.
AND YOU'RE RIGHT, -CAN- HE STILL LOVE HIM ONCE HE HAS DEFLOWERED HIM AND NO LONGER FEELS THE DEEP YEARNING NEED TO BE CLOSE TO HIM THAT BEING A VIRGIN GAVE HIM. UGHHH I WOULD WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS I REALLY WOULD. I HATE THIS FANDOM SOMETIMES, WHY DOES IT HAVE SUCH AWESOME RIDICULOUS IDEAS.
I would probably spin it to be a canon AU though. Not an AU AU.
And obviously (since this is a story with a predetermined arc) Eames would eventually discover that being with Arthur is somehow so much better than the quick, electrifying headiness of being in a virgin's presence-- do you think the prompter would mind a canon AU, because if they don't.................. /significant look
ALSO OK now I'm very interested in the were unicorn prompt as well because I think Eames would make a very pretty unicorn. I think I'm supposed to be laughing at how ridiculous it is but you know me... I want it bad-- I want it in a non-crack way. A unicorn. would his semen extend human life
OH MY GOD YES so not only would Arthur stay a ~virgin forever~ because sex with a were-unicorn is just TOO INNOCENT AND PURE, he'd also... LIVE FOREVER... XDDDDDD AND THEY'D FUCK FOREVER IN THE PROLIFERATING FOREST
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WHY SO EMO, JESUS EAMES? DO YOU MISS ARTHUR? DID HE USE HIS THIRTY PIECES OF SILVER TO BUY SPY GLASSES :(
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!!! what, no, what story!!!! CONTEXT PLZ.
the suicide scene is just Arthur viciously stabbing his salad over and over until one of the rocket launchers hits him.
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HE
DOESN'T
WANT YOUR SALAD DRESSING
(YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE IT, WE THINK THAT YOU SHOULD)
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GOOD TIMES LYDIA
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This also explains why Arthur trailed after Cobb for so long, every time Cobb put on a shirt from the day before and forgot to shave in the morning, Arthur was like dokidoki
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like, I mean, it is just SO ANGSTY. Eames really wants to mount Arthur, but he knows that as soon as he does, ARTHUR WILL NO LONGER BE A VIRGIN. CAN HE STILL LOVE HIM EVEN AFTER HE HAS DEFILED HIM?! STAY TUNED
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AND YOU'RE RIGHT, -CAN- HE STILL LOVE HIM ONCE HE HAS DEFLOWERED HIM AND NO LONGER FEELS THE DEEP YEARNING NEED TO BE CLOSE TO HIM THAT BEING A VIRGIN GAVE HIM. UGHHH I WOULD WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS I REALLY WOULD. I HATE THIS FANDOM SOMETIMES, WHY DOES IT HAVE SUCH AWESOME RIDICULOUS IDEAS.
I would probably spin it to be a canon AU though. Not an AU AU.
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I KNOW YOU'D WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF IT. I KNOW.
And obviously (since this is a story with a predetermined arc) Eames would eventually discover that being with Arthur is somehow so much better than the quick, electrifying headiness of being in a virgin's presence-- do you think the prompter would mind a canon AU, because if they don't.................. /significant look
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omg haha IT DOES LOOK LIKE EAMES AND ARTHUR / so creepy, dude.
edit: ok nevermind I looked up haha xD reading in a moment.
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OK now I'm very interested in the were unicorn prompt as well because I think Eames would make a very pretty unicorn. I think I'm supposed to be laughing at how ridiculous it is but you know me... I want it bad-- I want it in a non-crack way. A unicorn. would his semen extend human life
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EXCITEMENT KILLS HTML
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