You know who the greatest person in the world is?
Indiana Jones. Let's face it, he's got Sean Connery as a father, he kills Nazis, things inexplicably explode around him, he bones women when he's an archeologist... how is he not cool? I mean, even his younger self has hilarious shenanigans. And you will find them hilarious lest you be ridiculed, flogged, and thrown to a sex-starved hairy gorilla who will violate you in so many ways, you will laugh... in pain.
Let's face it, if I could evlove into anything I wanted, it would have to be Indiana Jones. He's just that badass. The only people in the world who could be considered cooler are Sean Connery himself (I mean, he found out where the Holy Grail really is), Anthony Hopkins (mainly because when he speaks I get hot), General McArthur (because he ALWAYS comes back!), and King Leonidas.
If you don't know who the last person is, gogo Wikipedia. Or else you lose. And people will laugh at you. Well, not really, but I'm sure someone might possibly think slightly less of you in a passive-aggressive way if you don't wiki it.
"The search for the Holy Grail is the search for the divine in all of us. But if you want facts, I have none to give you. At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on faith."
"It tells me, goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!"
"I was the next man."
Love it.
Let's face it, if I could evlove into anything I wanted, it would have to be Indiana Jones. He's just that badass. The only people in the world who could be considered cooler are Sean Connery himself (I mean, he found out where the Holy Grail really is), Anthony Hopkins (mainly because when he speaks I get hot), General McArthur (because he ALWAYS comes back!), and King Leonidas.
If you don't know who the last person is, gogo Wikipedia. Or else you lose. And people will laugh at you. Well, not really, but I'm sure someone might possibly think slightly less of you in a passive-aggressive way if you don't wiki it.
"The search for the Holy Grail is the search for the divine in all of us. But if you want facts, I have none to give you. At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on faith."
"It tells me, goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!"
"I was the next man."
Love it.