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so this morning mel and i were waiting for the bus and she is just sitting there talking away and i look past her just looking around and what do you think i saw? a naked man. thats right, a naked man. it was super cold, id say in the 40s or there aboots (btw i think im going to start speaking canadian from now on cause its the sexiest language there ever has been or will be) and he is trying to get my attention. i keep looking right into mels eyes and she is moving around sorta unknowingly. so i have to keep my gaze right in her eyeballs cause if i look even an inch to the right i will see this man about 20 ft away standing on someone's porch butt ass naked. he was walking back and forth trying to get into my line of sight and then he starts yanking on his thing a ma bober. thats right. yanking away. after about 15 minutes of this he has not gotten whatever sort of attention he was looking for and he leaves. probably to yank his thing a ma bober oot and aboot the apt complex. its not like he was unattractive or anything, but he was a naked man yanking his thing a ma bober right next to the bus stop. it was like 630 am too and pretty freakin cold. weird. so that is my naked man story.
to keep melanie on task i have been threatening to take things away from her. put her on restriction from certain stupid things. no disney for three days. so again my evil genius plan has prevailed. i start singing or humming a line of a catchy song and it gets stuck in someones head and they usually dont know where it comes from, but i do. i laugh heartily at their musical misfortune and go about my business spreading music all around town. little mermaid will not leave melanie's head for the rest of the morning. mwaaa haaa haaa! evil eh?
to keep melanie on task i have been threatening to take things away from her. put her on restriction from certain stupid things. no disney for three days. so again my evil genius plan has prevailed. i start singing or humming a line of a catchy song and it gets stuck in someones head and they usually dont know where it comes from, but i do. i laugh heartily at their musical misfortune and go about my business spreading music all around town. little mermaid will not leave melanie's head for the rest of the morning. mwaaa haaa haaa! evil eh?