a joyceian parody
A Portrait of Goldilocks as a Young Girl
"... I love porrige I'd love to have the whole place swimming in porridge but I ate it all up and broke his chair i hate chairs i remember the first chair i broke they were playing the blue danube god how i hate the blue danube and the rhododendron was in bloom and i broke their chair because it was too warm in the room yes and now i have broken his chair yes and he is angry with me yes and he is standing over me yes and saying someone has been sleeping in my bed yes and there she is yes and i open my eyes to look at him and he looks like a little brown bear cub and he asks me with his eyes if i have eaten all his porridge yes and i ask him with my eyes to ask me again yes and he asks again yes did you eat my porridge yes and i put my arms around him yes and draw him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfumed and his heart is going like mad and yes i say yes i did Yes ..."
"... I love porrige I'd love to have the whole place swimming in porridge but I ate it all up and broke his chair i hate chairs i remember the first chair i broke they were playing the blue danube god how i hate the blue danube and the rhododendron was in bloom and i broke their chair because it was too warm in the room yes and now i have broken his chair yes and he is angry with me yes and he is standing over me yes and saying someone has been sleeping in my bed yes and there she is yes and i open my eyes to look at him and he looks like a little brown bear cub and he asks me with his eyes if i have eaten all his porridge yes and i ask him with my eyes to ask me again yes and he asks again yes did you eat my porridge yes and i put my arms around him yes and draw him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfumed and his heart is going like mad and yes i say yes i did Yes ..."