Oct 09, 2010 18:07
[Anyone living at 5718 Cunningham Lane is likely to find the supposed "man of the household" sprawled lazily on the couch, giving one of his legs a decidedly dirty look, as if it had personally offended him. He says a few choice words in his native language - sounding rather like a disgruntled modem tone - before grabbing up the nearest phone.]
How much longer do I have to wait for this limb to heal? It's been months already!
I'm more than ready to actually run, thank you very much. And I'd like to, oh I don't know... be mobile before those damned holidays start up again.
hate hate loathe entirely,
sending out an sos,
sideswipe sucks at being human,
lol human body,
i miss my car,
totally head of household gaiz,
on ur couches,
got to stay in shape,
legfail,
human body fail,
medical escapades