The Venutian Whipper-Snapper
Generally speaking, Venutians do not venture to earth. It's cold; it's dry; it lacks the bone crushing air pressure of home. But the Whipper-Snappers do head this way on occasion. They find the greasy flesh of the American adolescent a delicacy and often stage elaborate barbeques, preceded by festive hunts. It's best to steer clear of high school dances and sporting events in the fall for this reason.
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