Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December,

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The Spectacular Doktor Weaver

Step right up folks and see all the amazing feats of Herr Doktor Klaus Weaver. Behold his amazing acrobats, marvel at his mastery of the scientific elements. Step right up, a nickle buys you a glimpse of the sublime and a dime lets you get in on the action! STEP RIGHT UP!

ADIOS!!