Mardi Gras Summary
No flashing. (me at least) (well except for Allison in the parking lot of the Marriot...)
Yes drunkenness.
Blacking out (check)
Fights (no) (almost, but no)
Pulling a Pellegrini (and no, not 'making out with a Pellegrini') (almost, many times) (but no)
Aaron Johnson having to choke a bitch (yes)
Aaron Johnson actually choking said bitch (and then whacking the hooker and dumping her by the train tracks down by the river...) (I've clearly said too much)
Ether, in a van, down by the river... (no)
Ugly boobs (yes) (NOT me at least)
Lingerie as a shirt (yes and yes) (and me)
Really loud hookups (define loud) (and no) (well, at least not while I was there...)
Hitting sluts with beads (probably)
And although I did promise, no no bar/table dances. I'm sorry, I lied, I'll make it up.
There isn't room for the soundtrack, so here's a good ol BG line that sums up the NOLA:
"Iiiiii've been poppin' ecstasy, drinkin' Hennessy, wit a nekkid chick next to meeee"
Yes drunkenness.
Blacking out (check)
Fights (no) (almost, but no)
Pulling a Pellegrini (and no, not 'making out with a Pellegrini') (almost, many times) (but no)
Aaron Johnson having to choke a bitch (yes)
Aaron Johnson actually choking said bitch (and then whacking the hooker and dumping her by the train tracks down by the river...) (I've clearly said too much)
Ether, in a van, down by the river... (no)
Ugly boobs (yes) (NOT me at least)
Lingerie as a shirt (yes and yes) (and me)
Really loud hookups (define loud) (and no) (well, at least not while I was there...)
Hitting sluts with beads (probably)
And although I did promise, no no bar/table dances. I'm sorry, I lied, I'll make it up.
There isn't room for the soundtrack, so here's a good ol BG line that sums up the NOLA:
"Iiiiii've been poppin' ecstasy, drinkin' Hennessy, wit a nekkid chick next to meeee"