This made me laugh...

[wbourland]

A C, an Eb, and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."

So Eb leaves and the other two have a fifth between them.

I'm a dork.

Oh, and my new favorite all-time musical theatre lyric:

"A Guinness a day keeps the doctor away." -Man of No Importance.