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[waywardaughter]

A quiz for you all. Yesterday I...

a) was offered a large sum of money to sleep with an old married man
b) posed on a million dollar yacht in a bikini in the freezing cold drizzle
or c) lost my nipple peircing to a ferret.

The answer ladies and gentlemen is all of the above. As you can see it was a busy day

Comments

[the_black_pope]

a, Tell him I'll rearrange his face if he tries it again
b, if you get pneumonia don't expect me to bring you soup
c, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[waywardaughter]

a. I'll rearrange his face. Con might too.
b. you make shite soup anyway.
c. you're a cunt D:

[the_black_pope]

a. Good!
b. Hah, only after curry.
c. And you only have one nipple.

[waywardaughter]

I HAVE TWO NIPPLES!

Don't start spreading filthy rumours about me only having one nipple or I'll show you good and proper that I've got two!

[the_black_pope]

I dunno, I think the "a ferret bit off my sister's nipple" stories might be worth you trying to flash me.

You're going to become an urban legend down at the pub :D

[waywardaughter]

Don't make me come walk about your room topless just to blind you. Because I WILL.

[the_black_pope]

Cooper's in here.

[waywardaughter]

I'll have sex with him in front of you. No, ON TOP OF YOU.

[the_black_pope]

I bet you won't.

[waywardaughter]

Is this a bet you REALLY want to risk making with me, big bro?

[the_black_pope]

Coraline, you're not going to have SEX with Cooper on me. You wouldn't.

[waywardaughter]

As long as you don't tell people I'm missing a nipple I won't.

[the_black_pope]

You won't anyway. You'd never go that far to punish me.

[waywardaughter]

You doubt how much I respect my nipples, boy.

[the_black_pope]

Maybe I do. But I still don't believe you'd sleep with Cooper.