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A quiz for you all. Yesterday I...
a) was offered a large sum of money to sleep with an old married man
b) posed on a million dollar yacht in a bikini in the freezing cold drizzle
or c) lost my nipple peircing to a ferret.
The answer ladies and gentlemen is all of the above. As you can see it was a busy day.
a) One of the men at the yacht club ask me to book he and his family in for dinner that night and then without even taking a breath he asked if I'd like to join him on his boat for a bit of rough and tumble. When I was too shocked to answer he offered my ten thousand pounds to have sex with him because I looked like a bit of a dirty girl (his words, so not mine).
Lucky for me Con came along and saved me from the greasy creep and offered to make my day better. No, not with rampant amounts of secretary sex, but with a ride on his boat!
b) Once on his boat I insisted that if I didn't get a photo on it of me in a bikini my life would be ruined forever and no amount of him mentioning how freaking cold and wet it was was going to stop me!
c) When I arrived home to play with my sweet girls (who's names are Mayflower, Weatherly, and Aurora) Mayflower decided to climb down inside my top and wriggle in there. This was all fine with me until one crunch of her jaws later and there was horrendous pain and bleeding because she'd bitten half through my nipple and swallowed my barbell! I have never, in my life, been so happy that my peircing had half grown out. Davis laughed at me the whole way out to the hospital and even continued as the doctor stitched me up and told me I was lucky she hadn't been further or the damage might have been irreparable. Davis, sitting with his back to topless me, just laughed even more when the doctor said I was lucky the ferret didn't eat my nipple.
Sigh.
a) was offered a large sum of money to sleep with an old married man
b) posed on a million dollar yacht in a bikini in the freezing cold drizzle
or c) lost my nipple peircing to a ferret.
The answer ladies and gentlemen is all of the above. As you can see it was a busy day.
a) One of the men at the yacht club ask me to book he and his family in for dinner that night and then without even taking a breath he asked if I'd like to join him on his boat for a bit of rough and tumble. When I was too shocked to answer he offered my ten thousand pounds to have sex with him because I looked like a bit of a dirty girl (his words, so not mine).
Lucky for me Con came along and saved me from the greasy creep and offered to make my day better. No, not with rampant amounts of secretary sex, but with a ride on his boat!
b) Once on his boat I insisted that if I didn't get a photo on it of me in a bikini my life would be ruined forever and no amount of him mentioning how freaking cold and wet it was was going to stop me!
c) When I arrived home to play with my sweet girls (who's names are Mayflower, Weatherly, and Aurora) Mayflower decided to climb down inside my top and wriggle in there. This was all fine with me until one crunch of her jaws later and there was horrendous pain and bleeding because she'd bitten half through my nipple and swallowed my barbell! I have never, in my life, been so happy that my peircing had half grown out. Davis laughed at me the whole way out to the hospital and even continued as the doctor stitched me up and told me I was lucky she hadn't been further or the damage might have been irreparable. Davis, sitting with his back to topless me, just laughed even more when the doctor said I was lucky the ferret didn't eat my nipple.
Sigh.