Favorite Fanfic Sex Phrases. A Crack!Poll. (rated R)

[waxbean]

Instead of fandom discussion, how about a crack poll to measure the elusive qualities of our favorite fanfic sex phrases? I don't know about you, but when I read the words "hot member" or "mounds of hot flesh," I just giggle and the moment is lost. I seem to be reading some rather funny porn fic lately... as for the poll, any resemblance to

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[snegurochka_lee]

Hermione titled her hips towards that massive canine jaw, knowing that one more lick from Sirius' long tongue would ____

omg *whimper* :)

[waxbean]

Hermione and canine Sirius is such a guilty pleasure. I'm not even sure I've ever read it. And I still love it! Perhaps I should write it. Better yet, maybe you should write it! Aren't you due for some Sirius het?

xoxoxoxoMary

[snegurochka_lee]

Oh god, I'm totally due for some Sirius het, but my flist is still getting over the last double penetration fic I wrote - I'm not sure they'd let me live down Padfoot/Hermione, as far as kink goes. :) (Links, though! LIIIIIIIIINKS!!)

[waxbean]

when you write Links, though! LIIIIIIIIINKS, do you mean that you have some Padfoot/Hermione links? Or that I should share any that I find with you? or both?

xooxMary

ps. your flist is hardy. They can handle it! (I would so be your beta or co-author or enabler-in-general)

[snegurochka_lee]

Ha, no, sorry, I mean you need to share yours. Even though you already said you don't have any. :)

Don't tempt me, Frodo! I've got two fics to write for the Snupin Fantasy Fest before March 18!!

*wanders off still dreaming about Padfoot/Hermione porn*

*comes back*

Wait. I just changed it to Padfoot/Lily, and... omfg. *eyes roll back in head*

[waxbean]

Padfoot/Lily.... how would it start?

My guess is that Sirius stays out too late, and sneaks into Lily's Head Girl room. He begs her to give him a place to stay. She finally concedes (because he's cute and a bit drunk and already smells like sex?).

On one condition: she doesn't trust him (or herself, maybe?) and orders him into Padfoot form.

Later on, as she's restless and desiring a good wank, she slips her fingers underneath her pajamas... thinking Padfoot's still in his drunken stupor.

Of course, he isn't. He bounds onto the bed, shoves her fingers out of the way and takes over with his long tongue...lapping too quickly and turning her on too much for her to push him away. She comes.

xoxoxoxoMary

[snegurochka_lee]

*thud*

Okay: I'll have you know, missy, that I have to go to a reading group at my advisor's house right now, and will I be focusing on metonymy in Dostoevsky? Um, no. I will be picturing this. GAH! ♥♥♥

(the person in the corner with an extra glass of wine and a dopey smile on her face? yeah, that'd be me) ;)

[waxbean]

I am so going to write the Hermione version of this tale. But I sure would love to see what you do with Lily!

xoxoMary

the person in the corner with an extra glass of wine and a dopey smile on her face? yeah, that'd be me)

this is an adorable image!

[snegurochka_lee]

*shakes fist at you* Damn you, woman! I'm 1/3 through a Lily version, based on your bunny. Full credit will be given to you, naturally. I couldn't get it out of my head, argh! Apparently I only write Sirius/Lily when bunnied by someone else. :)

Does your offer to beta still stand? (You don't have to!) :)

Damn, do I need a sexy Sirius icon... ♥

[waxbean]

Oh, yes, it does! Send it along whenever you're ready. marynator@gmail.com

yippeeeeeee!!!! and there was much rejoicing for Padfoot/Lily!

xoxoMary