Favorite Fanfic Sex Phrases. A Crack!Poll. (rated R)
Instead of fandom discussion, how about a crack poll to measure the elusive qualities of our favorite fanfic sex phrases? I don't know about you, but when I read the words "hot member" or "mounds of hot flesh," I just giggle and the moment is lost. I seem to be reading some rather funny porn fic lately... as for the poll, any resemblance to actual fics is accidental unless otherwise indicated. Enjoy!
Instructions: Read and choose. Have a laugh! And then pimp, if you like!
Warnings: this poll is rated R for language, themes, slash, femmeslash, het, bestiality, and truly hideous words meant to describe human bodily parts and functions.
ETA: The beginnings of comment porn are happening below... also dream_wia_dream posted the MOST AMAZING list of dirty words ever and the mp3 of it is linked here in this post. Thanks dream_wia_dream!
Poll Those fabulous fanfic phrases... a Harry Potter Crack!Poll
Instructions: Read and choose. Have a laugh! And then pimp, if you like!
Warnings: this poll is rated R for language, themes, slash, femmeslash, het, bestiality, and truly hideous words meant to describe human bodily parts and functions.
ETA: The beginnings of comment porn are happening below... also dream_wia_dream posted the MOST AMAZING list of dirty words ever and the mp3 of it is linked here in this post. Thanks dream_wia_dream!
Poll Those fabulous fanfic phrases... a Harry Potter Crack!Poll