Yesterday was free cone day at Ben and Jerry's. If you missed out, then I am sorry, but that isn't really the point. Sux to be you.
Frank, Danna, and I went with a mission. We were going to obtain several scoops and bring them home for a banana split. This means waiting in line several times, meaning disguises. This also meant a rather ingenius contraption to keep the ice cream contained and cold. First time through we were normal people. Then I transmuted into a swimmer.
The third time through, I was a Ruskie (Russian undercover spy)
First I had a secret transaction to make with Dannastayevski.
And afterwards I ran into my Babushka! What luck!!
It was a joyous occasion to be sure!
And in the end: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I certainly can't believe it's not butter. Can you?