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On a scale of one to ten, one being abnormal for this place, and ten being hinky/kooky/downright freaky with their respective capital letters, how would you rate recent happenings here in crazy town?

And by happenings, I'm referring to the mass disappearance and replacement of a lot of people, in case you missed the unofficial memo.

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[Action: @ 751 Partridge Drive, in the early morning, backdated to Wendy's 1st day in Mayfield]

[Any residents of 751 Partridge Drive will wake up to find a woman in her early twenties searching the entire house. Cabinets are open, sheets are pulled off the beds, cushions are overturned. She's doing her best not to wake her new roomies up for ( Read more... )