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The other day, I was making vegetable stir-fry because it's just so dern easy to make. Well, I heated up the pan, but then I forgot all about it, so the house started smoking. Instead of letting the pan cool down, I decided to put the vegetables in, but then the pan started exploding, so I threw the bag of frozen veggies at it, and they went all over the kitchen. Well, I was picking the crap up off the floor and putting it back in the bag (yum!) and noticed that some fell in the oven, so I got the broom we use to sweep up cat crap and swept out the oven! If we had security, I would have been quietly escorted out of the kitchen.