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Me: "Hey Stephen, who was that queen that only bathed once a month? She sounds like she was pretty cool."
Stephen: "No, wasn't that Princess Diana? Yeah, and then she got into that car and her raging b.o. distracted the driver and made his eyes water, so they crashed, and then her body funk mixed with the gasoline fumes and the car went up in flames."
Me: "Stephen, you're a sick young man."
Stephen: "No, wasn't that Princess Diana? Yeah, and then she got into that car and her raging b.o. distracted the driver and made his eyes water, so they crashed, and then her body funk mixed with the gasoline fumes and the car went up in flames."
Me: "Stephen, you're a sick young man."