Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me...
Ahh but another day. You know my Sinus headaches are getting more and more frequent at night. During the day they are mild mannered and well behaved and occasionally get up for a glass of water or a snack and quickly go back to bed; but during the night! They call their friends and then have vicious parties and wild sex right behind my eye and in my temple region.
It is AMAZING how quickly my left eye takes on the shade of Red. It is like that Clear Eyes commercial where Ben Stiller shows you this GINORMOUS eye that is red as hell and then he gets a sponge and wipes that crap right off. Yeah my eye doesnt do that.
Every night I have to try a new method of pain relief. A week ago it was 1000mg of Hydrocordone mixed with a nice cocktail of antihistamines and I think nasal spray. Yeah believe it or dont, I was WIDE awake during that ordeal. The pain was a nice blend of "Kill Me, oh dear God kill me" and "Excuse me sir, I believe you tripped and accidentally shoved your ice pick through my temple and into my Retina"
Yeah, I slept well Saturday morning AFTER 6am
Well last night I tried something new, well something old and something new. It was like a marriage except less painful! LOL, just kidding... :)
I had done the Sinus rinse thing with distilled water, a table spoon of Kosher Salt and a babies booger sucker.
I had squirted the salty concoction into my nose and up into my awaiting Sinus cavity flusing what looked like small strings of pepper amidst the obvious content you would expect your Sinuses to contain.
Weird
Either way, THAT seemed to help a lot... LAST WEEK until I went too far and being slightly congested, I tried to snort in the mixuture for better coverage and actually resulted in creating about 10,000 lbs of pressure in my forehead. I ended up looking like Chunk from "The Goonies" and the pain was equal to that of a thousand natural births, but in my eye and temple.
I prayed for death exactly 3.72 times that night. The last .72 I passed out during so I could not give myself total credit.
So on to last night, I was thinking of some of the remedies that I have not tried yet. Snorting my daughters smelly ass Min Pin in hopes it would take my mind off the pain. Puree a jalapeno in some tobasco sauce, form a couple of lines on a mirror or table surface and have a party. Or get some boiling water and some vicks vapo rub and do that whole "steam your face and sinus" thing over the stove. Yeah, you know honestly that worked in about a minute and a half of starting it. Maybe a little more or less, what the hell is TIME when you are enjoying such good quality pain?
So I steamed my face and sinuses as if they were Broccoli or some nice Asparagusm except I would rather steam with water and Olive Oil or butter than Vicks Vapo Rub.
The pain went away and I proceeded to try and go back to bed. (this was at about midnight)
About 2:30 this morning, the Bitch Slut Girlfriend of the crap in my head came over horny as hell and they proceeded to venture through the little efficiency apartment that is the frontal part of my mind and re-enact their version of the love scenes to 9 1/2 weeks.
Needless to say, I was not having that. So after about their third round, and my success in once again reverting my attention from an obvious bout of nausea, I downed two Butalbitol pills for pain and grabbed this new sinus flush system that I got (sans the Sinus Formula packet that it came with... it just seems really weak!) So I made a nice warm batch of my famous down home Kosher Salt and Distilled water solution and shot that stuff right up the schnozzola and though not instant, there was a fraction of relief and parking myself on my living room couch (after stumbling on and accidentally kicking my step daughters dog) I sat and tried to relax my pains away.
The headache subsided a little and I decided that I could sleep sitting up on the couch or I could sleep sitting up in bed next to my alarm since I would be waking up in about 2 - 3 hours anyway.
I propped up my pillow and sat there like a wooden dummy and proceeded to fall asleep. I am glad my daughter didnt walk into my room, because she would have thought I was either out of my mind or posessed or something.
My alarm went off at a quarter to six, but I didnt get up until about 6:30am
That gave me 30 minutes to shower, iron my clothes, make coffee and make it to work by 7am!
I made it here at 7:10-ish and was able to get a breakfast taco on the way! I ROCK!
I dont know how I did it and I dont suggest you try THAT at home, but I only have about an hour and 45 minutes left of the day before I can go home - WOO HOO!
(I took half the day off!)
So lets see what happens in the realm of the party in my head! Yeah I want to evict these party people in my head. They are killing me. Yeah it would be one thing If I was able to occasionally watch and the girl was hott or something, but I dont particularly find Sinus particles sexy and I would rather they party in the head of someone I am not fond of... like... President Bush! (ewww, I felt the air pressure in the room drop at THAT, wow!)
Yeah working at a Bank you can always feel the air pressure drop when a sphincter inappropriate comment is made and all of the uptights get their panties in a bind. Oh well, what do you do right?
So on to another day and another adventure and see what remedy works for my head tonight.
I have an appointment on Tuesday with an allergist, so as of tonight, I cannot take any antihistamines as I have to be "clean" for 4 days because they are doing an allergy test on me and wont THAT be fun!
Oh well, take care everyone or AnyOne that reads this!
Until Next Time...
It is AMAZING how quickly my left eye takes on the shade of Red. It is like that Clear Eyes commercial where Ben Stiller shows you this GINORMOUS eye that is red as hell and then he gets a sponge and wipes that crap right off. Yeah my eye doesnt do that.
Every night I have to try a new method of pain relief. A week ago it was 1000mg of Hydrocordone mixed with a nice cocktail of antihistamines and I think nasal spray. Yeah believe it or dont, I was WIDE awake during that ordeal. The pain was a nice blend of "Kill Me, oh dear God kill me" and "Excuse me sir, I believe you tripped and accidentally shoved your ice pick through my temple and into my Retina"
Yeah, I slept well Saturday morning AFTER 6am
Well last night I tried something new, well something old and something new. It was like a marriage except less painful! LOL, just kidding... :)
I had done the Sinus rinse thing with distilled water, a table spoon of Kosher Salt and a babies booger sucker.
I had squirted the salty concoction into my nose and up into my awaiting Sinus cavity flusing what looked like small strings of pepper amidst the obvious content you would expect your Sinuses to contain.
Weird
Either way, THAT seemed to help a lot... LAST WEEK until I went too far and being slightly congested, I tried to snort in the mixuture for better coverage and actually resulted in creating about 10,000 lbs of pressure in my forehead. I ended up looking like Chunk from "The Goonies" and the pain was equal to that of a thousand natural births, but in my eye and temple.
I prayed for death exactly 3.72 times that night. The last .72 I passed out during so I could not give myself total credit.
So on to last night, I was thinking of some of the remedies that I have not tried yet. Snorting my daughters smelly ass Min Pin in hopes it would take my mind off the pain. Puree a jalapeno in some tobasco sauce, form a couple of lines on a mirror or table surface and have a party. Or get some boiling water and some vicks vapo rub and do that whole "steam your face and sinus" thing over the stove. Yeah, you know honestly that worked in about a minute and a half of starting it. Maybe a little more or less, what the hell is TIME when you are enjoying such good quality pain?
So I steamed my face and sinuses as if they were Broccoli or some nice Asparagusm except I would rather steam with water and Olive Oil or butter than Vicks Vapo Rub.
The pain went away and I proceeded to try and go back to bed. (this was at about midnight)
About 2:30 this morning, the Bitch Slut Girlfriend of the crap in my head came over horny as hell and they proceeded to venture through the little efficiency apartment that is the frontal part of my mind and re-enact their version of the love scenes to 9 1/2 weeks.
Needless to say, I was not having that. So after about their third round, and my success in once again reverting my attention from an obvious bout of nausea, I downed two Butalbitol pills for pain and grabbed this new sinus flush system that I got (sans the Sinus Formula packet that it came with... it just seems really weak!) So I made a nice warm batch of my famous down home Kosher Salt and Distilled water solution and shot that stuff right up the schnozzola and though not instant, there was a fraction of relief and parking myself on my living room couch (after stumbling on and accidentally kicking my step daughters dog) I sat and tried to relax my pains away.
The headache subsided a little and I decided that I could sleep sitting up on the couch or I could sleep sitting up in bed next to my alarm since I would be waking up in about 2 - 3 hours anyway.
I propped up my pillow and sat there like a wooden dummy and proceeded to fall asleep. I am glad my daughter didnt walk into my room, because she would have thought I was either out of my mind or posessed or something.
My alarm went off at a quarter to six, but I didnt get up until about 6:30am
That gave me 30 minutes to shower, iron my clothes, make coffee and make it to work by 7am!
I made it here at 7:10-ish and was able to get a breakfast taco on the way! I ROCK!
I dont know how I did it and I dont suggest you try THAT at home, but I only have about an hour and 45 minutes left of the day before I can go home - WOO HOO!
(I took half the day off!)
So lets see what happens in the realm of the party in my head! Yeah I want to evict these party people in my head. They are killing me. Yeah it would be one thing If I was able to occasionally watch and the girl was hott or something, but I dont particularly find Sinus particles sexy and I would rather they party in the head of someone I am not fond of... like... President Bush! (ewww, I felt the air pressure in the room drop at THAT, wow!)
Yeah working at a Bank you can always feel the air pressure drop when a sphincter inappropriate comment is made and all of the uptights get their panties in a bind. Oh well, what do you do right?
So on to another day and another adventure and see what remedy works for my head tonight.
I have an appointment on Tuesday with an allergist, so as of tonight, I cannot take any antihistamines as I have to be "clean" for 4 days because they are doing an allergy test on me and wont THAT be fun!
Oh well, take care everyone or AnyOne that reads this!
Until Next Time...