I hate sinus headaches!!!!
Occasionally I experience this strange phenomenon where my brain basically does everything that it can to escape either from behind my eye forcefully or through my left temple. This happens for about one to two weeks a year and during this time i feel like one of those remote control ATV toy trucks whose front axles rotate 360 degrees to allow the truck to do these weird flips and turns almost anywhere, almost instantly.
Yeah that little toy was me this weekend. I don't know what the deal is, but I can feel it coming on and when it does, anything seems to have access to that little "remote control" that turns me into "THE HUMANNNN CONTORTIONISSSST!"
I didnt know I could plant my ass and the left side of my forehead to the ground simultaneously while pedaling my feet like a mime who has fallen on his side in a fake gale storm wind. I made noises that most likely sounded like I was either getting some in a good way, or in a bad way or both. I am sure my neighbors have built up the assumption that my wife is a dominatrix and probably has me suspended from our ceiling by various organs I will chose not to name at this point and time. Being doctors or involved in the Medical field with the Army, both my neighbors have probably seen way too many freakish things to even react. I suppose that the times they have obviously been outside, they have either compared my animalistic noises to the patient files that have come across their desks at any given time.
I know our family pets stay away from me during these times. I swear it is almost beastly the mood and sensation.
I almost freebased a Habanero yesterday. I was at the store getting my prescriptions and during my wait decided to get out some of the Thanksgiving shopping that we needed. I ended up getting stuff for salsa at the suggestion of my wife. She said that during the times that we frequently made and ate some of our hotter variety of home made salsa, I never experienced any Sinus issues. Even during the Summer when people (here at work) were coming in minus portions of their faces seemingly removed by Ice Cream Scoopers, I just nod to them empathetically knowing that my day in the sun is all but a dream and as likely to happen as my chance of getting hit in the nuts by my granddaughter and her Sippy Cup, Pretzel Stick, mashed half of a Banana, or anything else that she can or soon will be sticking into her mouth!
I will spending Turkey Day mostly medicated (unfortunately not the good kind either) and since I am "The One" that makes the turkey for this festive event. I can only hope that after taking my daily dose, I get the right seasonings into the right hole and we feast on a beautiful and tasty bird... and not my daughters not so house trained Min Pin!
My sister might be coming down and we were supposed to get tattoo's together, but because of "things" that happen in life, we would probably be able to afford only part of the original tattoo we decided we would both get, or one full tattoo between the two of us. I guess each time we were together people could have us hug or something so they could see the full job, but I think that would be weird. I mean we are not planning on getting this work of art on our butts or anything, but I am sure that she looks much better without her shirt on than I do and the contrast would just be too disturbing to pets and small children. yeah we would be a hit at pool parties, but sometimes you just have to keep it in the family. My sister is awesome and is having one of her Computer Design students put this thing together with the ideas that i emailed her. I wonder if this kid will rock this image or if it is going to look like big bird eating a donut wearing black leather chaps with no ass... that would not be good. It would not look anything like my idea either. God I hope this kid isnt on drugs!