An open letter of Rant
Dear WB,
If I paid you money, would you please remove the term "fresh" from your promotional line-up? What the hell is a "fresh" episode anyway? Because I'm starting to think that someone will reach out from the TV to feel me up or offer me feminine hygiene products, and I really can't enjoy your shows anymore.
Speaking of which,
Dear Dr. Abbott,
I hate you. Please remove the giant bug from your ass and act like a human being where your children are concerned. And you can exchange that bug, and get a clue. Because it's not about you. You are the one who has been acting selfishly and irresponsibly and reprehensibly. Why squash your son's dreams before the world has a chance to? Why force your daughter to go to complete strangers for medical attention because you can't stand her going to "the competition?" I hate you I hate you I hate you.
And furthermore,
Dear writers of last week's episode of "Everwood,"
You completely ruined what, up until now, had been a very honest portrayal of depression and recovery. You did a great disservice to a grossly misunderstood illness. I'm not too fond of you, either.
While I'm at it,
Dear God,
Do there have to be so many insects in the world? Because, really, I just don't see the point. The flying ones, in particular, are dangerous and annoying. So please do something about that, okay?
I SO need a vacation.
If I paid you money, would you please remove the term "fresh" from your promotional line-up? What the hell is a "fresh" episode anyway? Because I'm starting to think that someone will reach out from the TV to feel me up or offer me feminine hygiene products, and I really can't enjoy your shows anymore.
Speaking of which,
Dear Dr. Abbott,
I hate you. Please remove the giant bug from your ass and act like a human being where your children are concerned. And you can exchange that bug, and get a clue. Because it's not about you. You are the one who has been acting selfishly and irresponsibly and reprehensibly. Why squash your son's dreams before the world has a chance to? Why force your daughter to go to complete strangers for medical attention because you can't stand her going to "the competition?" I hate you I hate you I hate you.
And furthermore,
Dear writers of last week's episode of "Everwood,"
You completely ruined what, up until now, had been a very honest portrayal of depression and recovery. You did a great disservice to a grossly misunderstood illness. I'm not too fond of you, either.
While I'm at it,
Dear God,
Do there have to be so many insects in the world? Because, really, I just don't see the point. The flying ones, in particular, are dangerous and annoying. So please do something about that, okay?
I SO need a vacation.