Sep 16, 2004 19:58
xprtatnothin4536: i wish they all would have to do something in the water and then get all eaten by sharks..."well folks...we seem to be having some problems. all but one person is living right now due to the shark attack. this just in...there are no survivors. Sorry but the show is now cancelled and due to teh graphic nature of the event that just happened, the show will never be played again. ever."
xprtatnothin4536: "wait a minute. its..there seems to be a woman swimming towards the sharks. is she....omg folks she seems to be attacking the shark. this has never happened before. she seems to be screaming something and biting the shark. i think she is saying 'die motherf**ker. u aint gonna kill me you bastard.' wow shes really going at it. now shes flipping off the camera yelling 'WHOS THE SURVIVOR NOW BIATCH!' . well i guess tune in next time for survivor...with..the only lady left."
cooperbaseball15: lmapo
cooperbaseball15: hahaha
....i rest my case. survivor = lame show.