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I haven't done one in ages, so i think it's time to present you with
Meredith's "Things I Hate (And Love!)" list:
1. Pro Active Commercials
Come the fuck on people. Does anyone else sense some bullshit with the celebrities? I still think it's hysterical that P. Diddy was trying to convince people he had a serious acne problem lmaooo..what was the term he used? It was something weird like 'beautify my sexy'..someone straighten it out for me.
And Jessica Simpson. I love how her eye keeps shifting from the camera to the card she's reading off of and she keeps taking these big breaths like she's reading a novel.
and now we have Lindsay Lohan all up in those commercials..hahaha
Well at least the people photoshopping these celebrities have fun making them look dirty.
I'll tell you what pro active people.. Im gonna save you the trouble of finding a new show puppy...
I give you Angelina Jolie..
Yes that's right..after the filming of Mr and Mrs Smith, Angelina's travels to Nambia and other third world countries brought a lot of stress onto the Gia actress causing her to breakout..Lucky for Angelina, Pro active was her messiah.
idk..maybe that's not acne, maybe it's an odd case of herpes after making out with her step dad too much.
2. Pixar...the bane of my existance
Last time i was bitching about how CG was taking over..and now they're doing it again ....with another bug movie??
seriously, how many bug/animal computer generated movies do we have now?...Why don't we just call this one The Antz Bully Bug's Life so people know that if they've seen at least one, they don't need to bother with this one.
a run down of a few others...
3. Earwigs
4. Easy Mac
5. Slip covers that dont' fit couches perfectly
6. When the power save air conditioning kicks on and you miss an important part in a movie
7. All those Kotex commercials that make a maxi pad look like some global force field
8. Kim Possible
9. Kim Possible
10. Kim Possible
11. yes im aware i wrote the same thing three times
12. This fucking "You , Me and Dupree" ad that blows up in my face every time i check my AIM buddy list
Moving on...
1. Disney Channel...and the cute boys found in almost every show
I shouldn't be saying that, cause a lot of them are young..but shit i just got mistook for a 16 yr old at the dentist today by 6 differen't people so i don't wanna hear i'm a cradle robber.
But for all of you who are blinded by the cuteness that is Ricky Ulman..i'd like to re-direct your attention to Kit Weyman
idk, i dont think everyone would think he's dreamy but there's something about him i like so fuck it.
a lot of these kids from this show are Canadian...you may have even seen him and his co-star do a few appearances on Degrassi haha
It sucks he's on such a crap ass show "Life With Derek"..it's probably one of the worst shows on Disney.
But if you're bored, you can always be Dereks friend on myspace
http://www.myspace.com/michaelseater
Anyways, back to Kit..he plays Sam on the show..and it's probably the only reason that show holds any bit of my attention
kinda reminds me of Prince William and this kid that used to sell tickets at Irving Plaza lmao
apparently this kid thinks he can rap too,
but i can deal with a wigger for a change
http://www.myspace.com/twoleft lolz
2. Project Runway!!!
Now I dont think it'll surpass last seasons with Daniel and there is no one as funny as Santino..but i still love it.
They gotta keep that old guy on that put a chain-ed bowl on the models head. Not because he's good..but because i was fuckin laughing so hard that he was so excited about the bowl on her head..and then when the judges said they hated it, he pretended it wasn't his pride and joy omggg fuckin hysterical.
and another rundown
3. Iced Coffee
4. That's so Raven
5. Old Navy flip flops
6. SPF 50
7. HGTV and TLC home design shows
8. Tranny's that tell my mom really interesting stories about them and Rupaul in Target
I got a profound lecture to baffle your minds with maybe tommorrow or next week...but oh boy it's mind blowing, trust me. Prepare to be mystified and amazed.
and watch some Hanna Montana
this is your captain speaking, over and out ;)
Meredith's "Things I Hate (And Love!)" list:
1. Pro Active Commercials
Come the fuck on people. Does anyone else sense some bullshit with the celebrities? I still think it's hysterical that P. Diddy was trying to convince people he had a serious acne problem lmaooo..what was the term he used? It was something weird like 'beautify my sexy'..someone straighten it out for me.
And Jessica Simpson. I love how her eye keeps shifting from the camera to the card she's reading off of and she keeps taking these big breaths like she's reading a novel.
and now we have Lindsay Lohan all up in those commercials..hahaha
Well at least the people photoshopping these celebrities have fun making them look dirty.
I'll tell you what pro active people.. Im gonna save you the trouble of finding a new show puppy...
I give you Angelina Jolie..
Yes that's right..after the filming of Mr and Mrs Smith, Angelina's travels to Nambia and other third world countries brought a lot of stress onto the Gia actress causing her to breakout..Lucky for Angelina, Pro active was her messiah.
idk..maybe that's not acne, maybe it's an odd case of herpes after making out with her step dad too much.
2. Pixar...the bane of my existance
Last time i was bitching about how CG was taking over..and now they're doing it again ....with another bug movie??
seriously, how many bug/animal computer generated movies do we have now?...Why don't we just call this one The Antz Bully Bug's Life so people know that if they've seen at least one, they don't need to bother with this one.
a run down of a few others...
3. Earwigs
4. Easy Mac
5. Slip covers that dont' fit couches perfectly
6. When the power save air conditioning kicks on and you miss an important part in a movie
7. All those Kotex commercials that make a maxi pad look like some global force field
8. Kim Possible
9. Kim Possible
10. Kim Possible
11. yes im aware i wrote the same thing three times
12. This fucking "You , Me and Dupree" ad that blows up in my face every time i check my AIM buddy list
Moving on...
1. Disney Channel...and the cute boys found in almost every show
I shouldn't be saying that, cause a lot of them are young..but shit i just got mistook for a 16 yr old at the dentist today by 6 differen't people so i don't wanna hear i'm a cradle robber.
But for all of you who are blinded by the cuteness that is Ricky Ulman..i'd like to re-direct your attention to Kit Weyman
idk, i dont think everyone would think he's dreamy but there's something about him i like so fuck it.
a lot of these kids from this show are Canadian...you may have even seen him and his co-star do a few appearances on Degrassi haha
It sucks he's on such a crap ass show "Life With Derek"..it's probably one of the worst shows on Disney.
But if you're bored, you can always be Dereks friend on myspace
http://www.myspace.com/michaelseater
Anyways, back to Kit..he plays Sam on the show..and it's probably the only reason that show holds any bit of my attention
kinda reminds me of Prince William and this kid that used to sell tickets at Irving Plaza lmao
apparently this kid thinks he can rap too,
but i can deal with a wigger for a change
http://www.myspace.com/twoleft lolz
2. Project Runway!!!
Now I dont think it'll surpass last seasons with Daniel and there is no one as funny as Santino..but i still love it.
They gotta keep that old guy on that put a chain-ed bowl on the models head. Not because he's good..but because i was fuckin laughing so hard that he was so excited about the bowl on her head..and then when the judges said they hated it, he pretended it wasn't his pride and joy omggg fuckin hysterical.
and another rundown
3. Iced Coffee
4. That's so Raven
5. Old Navy flip flops
6. SPF 50
7. HGTV and TLC home design shows
8. Tranny's that tell my mom really interesting stories about them and Rupaul in Target
I got a profound lecture to baffle your minds with maybe tommorrow or next week...but oh boy it's mind blowing, trust me. Prepare to be mystified and amazed.
and watch some Hanna Montana
this is your captain speaking, over and out ;)