Mar 26, 2005 23:04
Tonight had to be the most disgusting,yet funniest thing i have seen in my whole life! So me and Tayla went to go see the movie Guess Who, which in my opinion sucked, but anyways after the movie we where stalked by some guys which really freaked us out so we stayed in StarBucks till my mom came to get us. So when my mom pulled up she was like "Get in the car!" and she starts speeding, meanwhile my brother in the passenger seat is telling me they just saw some hookers crossing Elden street, so my mom is racing around so we can see them. She pulled infront of giant because that was the only place she figured they could be (everything else was closed) and me and Tayla jumped out of the car to see what they looked like. We found them in the check out line buying 4 cases of beer. But they werent women they where men! The one had on this short red stretchy dress, with his white thong showing (the dress was really short) and a pair or those black leather lace up hooker shoes and the other one was wearing a bra, mini-skirt, a wig, and go go boots. So me and Tayla left the check out line and raced out in front of giant so we could get a good look at them when they walked out. Well when they came out, they came up to me and Tayla and started cussing us out in spanish. Tayla told me that they said "Do you want a piece of this bitch" Now by this point me and Tayla are freaked so we ran to my moms car because these "women" where like 3 times the size of us and they had huge beer guts so we thought we would be possibly beaten down if we stuck around.
We followed them a bit longer in the car until they reached an apartment house. But I'll never forget tonight. I cant believe i actually saw REAL hookers! I see it all the time on T.V and stuff, but in VA, 10 minutes from my house wow!