beach holidays in the lebanon
I keep seeing people on my TV being evacuated from the Lebanon by the British Navy. They all say "we just came for a quiet beach holiday" - hellooo, you went for a beach holiday in Beirut? Fucks sake why couldn't they have gone to Blackpool like a normal fucker, or Majorca.
I have no idea whats going on in Israel, I don't understand that shit. I don't need it in my life and I can't afford to holiday anywhere other than butlins which I'm sure is most unlikely to be shelled upon by the Hizbullah or whatever the fuck those fanny sand jocks are called.
In other news - phew what a scorcher - heat wave in the Britain they call Great. I'm soo hot I could drink myself to death...
I have no idea whats going on in Israel, I don't understand that shit. I don't need it in my life and I can't afford to holiday anywhere other than butlins which I'm sure is most unlikely to be shelled upon by the Hizbullah or whatever the fuck those fanny sand jocks are called.
In other news - phew what a scorcher - heat wave in the Britain they call Great. I'm soo hot I could drink myself to death...